The Best 26 Labrador Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Labrador jokes. There are some labrador ruff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these labrador vet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Labrador Jokes and Puns

The intelligent dog

Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.

Boudreaux's dead duck

Boudreaux rushed into Doc Robicheaux's office carrying a duck. He gently placed the duck on the exam table, it lay there limp and not moving.
Doc, you gotta help my duck , Boudreaux said.
Doc Robicheaux looked at the duck and shook his head. Boudreaux, your duck is dead , he said.
Doc, you gotta do something - run some test - do something , Boudreaux demanded.
Okay , Doc Robicheaux said.
The Doc whistled and a large black Labrador Retriever came in. The dog sniffed the duck from all sides, looked at the Doc, shook his head from side to side, and went back out.
The Doc made a clicking sound with his tongue and a gray cat came in. The cat jumped on the table and watched the unmoving duck for a couple of minutes, turned to the Doc, shook his head from sided to side, and went back out.
Boudreaux, your duck is dead , Doc Robicheaux told Boudreaux, Dat'll be 125 dollars .
Dat's a lot just to tell me dat my duck's dead , Boudreaux protested.
Boudreaux, I examined the duck and told you it was dead - that woulda been 10 dollars. You're da one dat demanded da Lab-Work and da Cat-Scan , Doc Robicheaux explained.

the blind con

a blind man goes into a restaurant with an american bull terrier. The manager remonstrated with him about the dog he asked what was wrong he was informed that a bull terrier was not a guide dog. He started to go crazy shouting that the bastards that sold him it told him it was a Labrador.

My labrador and my collie do everything together.

You could say that they're great at collaborating.

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I'm never buying a Labrador...

Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?


What do you call a smart blonde?

A Labrador retriever

What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Labrador.

Labrador joke, What do you call an intelligent blonde?

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

I just watched an Imam trying to perform a tracheotomy on a Labrador while free-falling at 10,000 feet...

... I'm not sure extreme vetting for Muslims is such a good idea.

Why can't my master understand that I am just a Labrador and not Jesus?

He keeps telling me to heal.

Did you guys hear about the labrador who left her puppies in the street?

She was fined for littering.

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Two Labradors were sitting in a Bar , drinking beer

The first Labrador whispers to the other " I went to bed with your mother , last night "

The second Labrador ignored it and carried on drinking beer.

The first Labrador shouts this time " did you hear me ? I went to bed with your mom , last night ? "

The other Labrador shook his head, sighed loudly and said " Go home Dad , you're drunk "

My friend was thinking of getting a labrador.

I had to talk him out of it: "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?!?"

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a Labrador?????????????

A hot diggity Dog.

When I got my bachelor of sciences degree, I bought a labrador

Every scientist needs a lab after all.

Inspired by "A man walks into a bar with a labrador"

Made me think of this gem:

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the sh*t out of the dog.

Labrador joke, Inspired by "A man walks into a bar with a labrador"

My wife got me a chocolate brown labrador. But sadly, we had to put the dog to sleep

I had asked for a black labrador

As a kid I got a dark brown Labrador puppy for my birthday..

It's a really sad story, we had to euthanize him..

I wanted a light brown one

As a kid I got a blonde Labrador for christmas but we had to euthanize him

I WANTED A BROWN ONE


My six-year old just got pregnant!

She's a Labrador Beagle Mix, and she'll be having a litter of puppies in September!

A guy says to his buddy, "I'm thinking about buying a labrador."

His pal warns, "That might not be such a good idea. Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

My friend was planning to get a Labrador.

Is he mad? Hasn't he seen how many of their owners go blind?!

Sick chihuahua

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They're immediately taken back to a room.

Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.

This must be a mistake, the man says. I've been here only 20 minutes!

No mistake, the doctor says. It's $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.

A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.

My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I'm as jittery as a cat.

Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the Labrador.

* I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch. *

What do you call a Labrador who does Magic?

Labrakadabrador

My kids want a dog but I've refused to get them a Labrador.

It's frightening how many Labrador owners you see that have gone blind

Labrador joke, My kids want a dog but I've refused to get them a Labrador.

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