Labourer Jokes

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A woman in labour suddenly shouts out "wouldn't, couldn't, didn't, can't"

"Don't worry", the doctor replies, "they're just contractions".

It's disgusting. They used to make COCA-Cola with REAL c**...! So you can probably guess what they used to make shamPOO with!

Yep, child labour.

A man and a woman argue over the custody of their child...

The woman screams, "The child is mine! I birthed him from my own flesh and blood and carried him through labour! All you did was screw me, you don't deserve him!"
The man calmly replies, "Tell me, if I put ten cents in a vending machine and a drink pops out, does it belong to me or the vending machine?"

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