Kylo Jokes

Funniest Kylo Short Jokes

Short kylo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kylo humour may include short solo jokes also.

1. Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
2. Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation.
3. Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren. How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
4. Why is Kylo Ren so good at limbo? Because he Ben Solo
5. Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!
6. How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order.
7. Saw Solo told my younger brother, that I was going spoil the ending of Solo in only two words. I told him..... Kylo Ren
8. What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke
9. I really liked "The Force Awakens". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes.
10. Supreme Leader Snoke couldn't decide if he liked Rey or Kylo more. He was split between them.

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Kylo One Liners

Which kylo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kylo? I can suggest the ones about kylo ren and kylie.

1. Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
2. How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo
3. Why did Kylo Ren miss? [rey moved]
4. Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital? I heard he killed the solo.
5. Rey: It's not to late Kylo, come with me. Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo
6. Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!
7. Why is Kylo Ren always so angry? Because he's Ben Solo all his life.
8. Plot twist, Kylo Ren is not an only child He's a Solo child
9. Why did Apple want to hire Kylo Ren? He's an inner Vader
10. How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device
11. What's Kylo Ren's favorite band? Hanson
12. What is Kylo Ren's favorite video game to play? Fortnite. Because loves to Solo Kill.
13. Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber? At the Darth Mall.
    ^I'm ^sorry.
14. How does Kylo Ren's master escape? With a Snoke Screen.
15. What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book

Kylo Ren Jokes

Here is a list of funny kylo ren jokes and even better kylo ren puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't Kylo Ren trick Luke into thinking he is a Sith lord? Luke knows its all Snoke and mirrors.
• What did Kylo Ren do after visiting Winterfell? He built Stark Killer Base
• Where does the first order spend its weekends? At the Kylo Ren Faire!
• What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction
• The Pickup Line Awakens Hey cutie, did Kylo Ren teach you the ways of the strong force cause I'd gluon to you.
• I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar
• Why is Kylo Ren so edgy? He has a double-edged sword.
• How much does Kylo Ren weigh? 89 Kylo-grams.
• Rey- "kylo! Can you cover up your torso!?" Kylo Ren- "Why? You don't like my sith pack?"
• Why won't Kylo Ren solve F=ma Because it's not first order

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What funny jokes about kylo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kylo pranks.