Kylie Jokes

42 kylie jokes and hilarious kylie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kylie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kylie Short Jokes

Short kylie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kylie humour may include short kim kardashian jokes also.

  1. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
  2. Everyones talking about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her baby for so long. I personally think Gerry and Kate mccann are winning that one.
  3. There's a lot of anger out there about the mlk speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.
  4. Kylie Jenner didn't need to go to soviet Russia to learn that in Soviet Russia Egg beats you
  5. Everyone is going on about how well Kylie Jenner did to hide her child for that long I think Gerry and Kate McCann won that one
  6. A picture of an egg on Instagram got more likes than Kylie Jenner... ...I guess you could say the egg beat her.
  7. Why did Kylie Jenner cross the road? To go to the cooking classes so she could learn how to beat an egg.
  8. I'm not sure why there's a lot a backlash over Kylie Jenner being called a self made billionaire by Forbes When you think about it, she ain't the only Jenner to be a self made woman.
  9. Headline: Kris Jenner Worries About Kylie Jenner's Privacy: 'There's Always Somebody Trying to Exploit' Her "and that's my job" -Kris
  10. who has lip fillers before they tried cereal and milk? Kylie Jenner

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Kylie One Liners

Which kylie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kylie? I can suggest the ones about caitlyn jenner and kitty.

  1. Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent
  2. Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent.
  3. What has a bunch of K's and is hated? Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall kourtney kris Kanye
  4. Kylie can see straight through Caitlyn's lies You know. Transparent
  5. Kylie Minogue speaks to me. I can't get her out of my head.
  6. How come Kendall & Kylie never see their Father? Because he's trans-parent!
  7. Why did Kylie stop seeing Caitlyn Jenner? Because she's a trans parent.
  8. Kylie Jenner asked me to roast her. I said platics don't roast they melt.
  9. Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad anymore? Because he's transparent.
  10. Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I have one mom,
    Kylie Jenner has two.
  11. What's the similarly between Kylie Jenner and Chicken? The egg came first.
  12. Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van
  13. Kylie Jenner walks into the bar wearing jeans from the Gap... That's the joke peasants
  14. I feel bad for Kylie Jenner. She's not allowed to have daddy issues.
  15. Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs? Jason's doner van

Kylie joke, Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs?

Cheeky Kylie Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about kylie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kim jung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kylie pranks.

What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?

One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.
And the other is an egg.

Why do so many people want to have s**... with Kylie Jenner?

Because you're supposed to recycle plastic

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

Kylie Jenner Walks into a restaurant

Kylie Jenner walks into a restaurant where she has made a reservation. The waiter greets her politely, and says, "Right this way Mrs. Jenner" and begins leader her to her table. "Please," she says, "Mrs. Jenner is my father. Call me Kylie.

Kylie Jenner's n**... goes viral

She should probably see a doctor

Kylie joke, Kylie Jenner walks into the bar wearing jeans from the Gap...