Kurt Jokes

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Funniest Kurt Short Jokes

Short kurt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kurt humour may include short kurt cobain jokes also.

  1. Did you know kurt cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
  2. What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis.
  3. What do you call a male version of a 'Karen'? Ken…Kurt…Karl? Nah: Kelvin. Because he's an absolute zero.
  4. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme
    Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184!
  5. In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
  6. What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
  7. What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
  8. What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They were both artists who painted a ceiling.
  9. Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common. Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.
  10. Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Kurt One Liners

Which kurt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kurt? I can suggest the ones about unicorn and nirvana.

  1. Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13? Midlife Crisis.
  2. What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod
  3. I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
  4. What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
  5. What do you call two guys holding up drapery? Kurt and Rod
  6. How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
  7. What do you call two men hanging from a window? Kurt n Rod
  8. What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? "Hole is gonna be huge."
  9. What did Kurt Vonnegut say when he split his pants? Sew it goes
  10. What was Kurt Cobain's favorite seat? Shotgun
  11. What do you call twin boys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window? Kurt and Rod
  12. What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? One eye blue this way, One eye blue that way.
  13. I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling
  14. Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much... He killed the songwriter
  15. What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobian's mind? His teeth...

Kurt Cobain Jokes

Here is a list of funny kurt cobain jokes and even better kurt cobain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw Kurt Cobain's wife fishing by the river. Courtney Love? I asked Not yet She replied.
  • How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
  • I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the 'Michelangelo' of Rock Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.
  • What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
  • Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity. He got his big shot, and didn't miss.
  • You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes... then shoot yourself in the face.
    R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
  • A compliment on someone's intelligence... 'You've got more brains than Kurt Cobains garage roof'
  • Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands? He was always shooting his mouth off.
  • Why didn't Nirvana do many interviews? Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.
  • My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain. I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.
Kurt joke, My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain.

Entertaining Kurt Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about kurt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trigger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kurt pranks.

Kurt Cobain's last words were:

I call shotgun

How do you make your wife scream after s**...?

Wipe your d**... on the curtain.

TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license.

He preferred riding shotgun

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

I recently saw the documentary about Kurt Cobain

I thought that it was mind-blowing.

What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her?

*"I'll give you one more shot"*

Rock stars & earrings

Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.

The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to "Blown Out"

Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

I met this girl at the library...

She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

What's the difference between Adolf h**... and Kurt Cobain?

h**... had a reason to kill himself.

You know what really blew people's minds in the '90s?

Kurt Cobain's s**....
Blew his too.

Kurt Cobain tried to learn a new instrument...

He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.

In the words of Kurt Cobain

Check this sweet no scope

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.

I've invented a new brand of c**... that will literally blow your head off.

I call it Kurt c**....

Did you hear about the time Nirvana went on a road trip?

All I know about it is that Kurt called shotgun.

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite alcoholic beverage?

He likes some shots!

In the song "Come As You Are", the band Nirvana lies

Kurt did have a gun.

What do Jesus, Kurt Cobain and Trump have in common?

A hole.
Jesus in his hands, Kurt Cobain in his head and Trump is digging one for America.

Why did kurt Cobain kill himself?

Because he thought his shotgun smelled like teen spirit!

What do Nine Inch Nails and Kurt Cobain have in common?

Head like a hole

I saw Kurt Cobain's hitchhiking along the interstate...

...I told him he could ride shotgun in my car.

Yo mama so s**...

Kurt Cobain's wall has more brains than her.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

Did you hear about the grunge singer that killed himself with E.coli?

His name was Kurt Romaine

What color was Kurt Cobain's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, and the other blew the other way.

What do you call the seat behind shotgun

The Kurt Corbain

What do you call 2 men t**... strapped to a window

Kurt n Rod

Kurt joke, What do you call 2 men t**... strapped to a window

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