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  1. Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
  2. In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
  3. What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
  4. What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
  5. What did Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They were both artists who painted a ceiling.
  6. Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common. Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.
  7. Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much.
  8. I saw Kurt Cobain's wife fishing by the river. Courtney Love? I asked Not yet She replied.
  9. How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
  10. I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the 'Michelangelo' of Rock Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.

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  1. Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13? Midlife Crisis.
  2. I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
  3. What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
  4. How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.
  5. What was Kurt Cobain's favorite seat? Shotgun
  6. What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? One eye blue this way, One eye blue that way.
  7. I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling
  8. Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much... He killed the songwriter
  9. What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
  10. Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity. He got his big shot, and didn't miss.
  11. My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain. I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.
  12. TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun
  13. What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety.
  14. In the words of Kurt Cobain Check this sweet no scope
  15. So another way of saying a no-brainer would be…? A Kurt-Cobainer…

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Kurt Cobain's last words were:

I call shotgun

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain

oh... oh yeah thats right.

What is the seat behind shiot gun called?

Kurt cobain

What sound does a shotgun make?

Kurt Kurt Cobain

What was Kurt Cobain's final thought before he shot himself?

"Hole is gonna be huge"

Did you know that Kurt Cobain had blue eyes?

One blew this way and one blew that way.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?

A bullet.
Sorry. I'm a bad person.

Which singer had the best vocal range?

Kurt Cobain, he could really hit the high notes.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?

They found his Head and Shoulders everywhere.
(This is a cruel and unoriginal joke, but I thought I'd share it.)

What happens if you mix Jimmy Neutron with Kurt Cobain?

Brain Blast

I recently saw the documentary about Kurt Cobain

I thought that it was mind-blowing.

What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind?

His teeth!
Source: Friend told this to me

Rock stars & earrings

Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.

"I find it hard, it's hard to find"

- Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote

The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to "Blown Out"

Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains.

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What did the ghost of Kurt Cobain say right after his death?

My feet are killin' me!

I met this girl at the library...

She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album?

He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd

What did Kurt Cobain make in his woodwork class?

A heart shaped box.

I think you misspelled botched paint job.

Did you mean Kurt Cobain?

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

Musicians are lauded for baring their souls to the world...

...but Kurt Cobain bared his brains, too.

What's the difference between Adolf h**... and Kurt Cobain?

h**... had a reason to kill himself.

What was Kurt Cobain's nickname?

... scatter brains

You know what really blew people's minds in the '90s?

Kurt Cobain's s**....
Blew his too.

Say what you will about Kurt Cobain

But he was certainly very open-minded.

Kurt Cobain tried to learn a new instrument...

He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.

Kurt Cobain was a smart guy...

but he couldn't handle a firearm to save his life.

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Cobain before he died?

Hole will be huge.

What's pink, mushy, and on the ceiling?

Kurt Cobain's brain.

Why was Kurt Cobain a backseat driver?

Courtney had shotgun.

I once met Kurt Cobain, but I didn't really like him.

He was always shooting his mouth off.

I feel like Kurt Cobain was lying in 'Come As You Are'

He obviously had a gun.

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite alcoholic beverage?

He likes some shots!

Every time I gave Kurt Cobain and his friends a ride home

he'd call "Shotgun!"

"Love your next one like yourself. "

-Kurt Cobain

What do Jesus, Kurt Cobain and Trump have in common?

A hole.
Jesus in his hands, Kurt Cobain in his head and Trump is digging one for America.

I just found out Kurt Cobain killed himself...

...It was mind blowing.

What did Stephen Hawking and Kurt Cobain garage door having common?

They were both very brainy

Why did kurt Cobain kill himself?

Because he thought his shotgun smelled like teen spirit!

What do Nine Inch Nails and Kurt Cobain have in common?

Head like a hole

Why didn't Nirvana do many interviews?

Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.

I saw Kurt Cobain's hitchhiking along the interstate...

...I told him he could ride shotgun in my car.

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite car position?


What was the last thing going through Kurt Cobain's head before he died

A bullet

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite type of football formation?


A compliment on someone's intelligence...

'You've got more brains than Kurt Cobains garage roof'

Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?

Because he's dead.

Did you hear about Kurt Cobains new album?

It's called Going out with a Bang.

Did you know Kurt Cobain always sat in the same spot on the Nirvana tour bus?

Apparently he always called shotgun.

Yo mama so s**...

Kurt Cobain's wall has more brains than her.

Fun fact: Gauge Theory is the instantaneous rate of change calculated off a pre established baseline. A 12 gauge is how Kurt Cobain died.

Iconic Rock items:

\-Slash's hat
\-Freddie Mercury's teeth
\-Steven Tyler's Botox
\-Gene Simmons tongue
\-Kurt Cobain's shotgun

Have you read that book about Kurt Cobain's death?

It's mind blowing.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

How do you know Kurt Cobain was using anti-dandruff shampoo?

His head and shoulders were all over the wall.

What color was Kurt Cobain's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, and the other blew the other way.

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