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Funniest Kurds Short Jokes

Short kurds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kurds humour may include short whey jokes also.

  1. What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? They both had Kurds in their way.
  2. What does President Erdogan have in common with Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their whey
  3. What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd.
  4. Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds.
  5. How do you cause a geopolitical crisis? Add lemon juice to milk and the Kurds will separate
  6. Did you hear ISIS is building dairies in Mosul? It's not going too well, the Kurds are in the way.
  7. Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations? The Cheese Kurds.
  8. Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East.. They should check out Qatar George...
    He knows all the Kurds.
  9. Why did Saddam use chemical weapons in northern Iraq? He wanted to get the Kurds out of the whey
  10. What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
    ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.

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Kurds One Liners

Which kurds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kurds? I can suggest the ones about curds and invasion.

  1. What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way
  2. I feel bad for the Kurds... They're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
  3. Why are turks bad at making cheese? They never let the kurds separate.
  4. How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way.
  5. If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffet... would the Kurds have had their whey?
  6. How are ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? Because they've got Kurds in their way.
  7. The Kurds want independence but they can't always get their whey.
  8. What are the Turks' least favorite dairy product? kurds
  9. What is a member of ISIS least favorite dessert ? Lemon Kurd.
  10. How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways
  11. Why do the Kurds have no state of their own? They didn't get their whey.
  12. Why didn't the Kurd know about cell phones? Because he's been living under Iraq. :/
  13. A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber.
  14. A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd

Kurds joke, A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese

Hilarious Kurds Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about kurds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kurds pranks.

Kurdish cunieform tablets

In ancient Kurdistan, they didn't have the material to make the cuneiform tablets they did down by the rivers in the Fertile Crescent, so they had to carve important documents into stone tablets.
That included contracts and treaties. There could be multiple signatories. For an invoice, for instance, it was possible to bill two Kurds with one stone.

Kurds joke, Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three au