Kungfu Jokes
7 kungfu jokes and hilarious kungfu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kungfu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!
The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom...
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I saw my brother m**... in his room when I was seven
I asked him what he's doing. He didn't want mum to know about this and told me he's practising Chinese kungfu. I shall never forget the day when I volunteered to demonstrate Chinese kungfu in front of everyone in class.
What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?
Name him IP Man.
What movies teach us.
According to Hollywood movies - 1 out of every 5 Americans work for the CIA .
According to Chinese movie- 1 out of every 5 Chinese is a Kungfu master.
According to Japanese movies- Every 1 out of 5 Japanese is a Ninja.
According to Indian movies - Every hero in a movie is a dancer and a singer.
I hate when people exaggerate.
Let's be honest, there's no way EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.
What do call it when you loan a cop Kung-Fu Panda
Po-lease
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