Kung Pao Jokes

7 kung pao jokes and hilarious kung pao puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kung pao that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Kung Pao Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good kung pao joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call it when a guy gets shot delivering Kung pao chicken?

m**... on the orient express

Why did a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn start charging more for its Kung Pao chicken?

It was "gentry fried."

After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order...

Kung Pao.

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

I got food poisoned after eating at a chinese place

I think it was the Kung Pao chicken.

Ellen's favorite food

Kung Pao Chicken!

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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