Kung Jokes

Funniest Kung Short Jokes

Short kung jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kung humour may include short ninja jokes also.

1. What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master? One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee
2. You should never have a fight with me I know karate, taekwondo, kung fu and many other asiatic words
3. What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
4. Today i realised that Kung Fu Panda was actually a very progressive movie Not only is the protagonist such a minority that he is literally an endangered species, he is also portrayed by a Black man
5. Kung Fu Panda's Script In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda's script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.
6. I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
7. TIL Kung Fu masters cut up their pizzas in a bullseye pattern So they can get inner pieces.
8. I hate when people exaggerate. Let's be honest, there's no way EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.
9. After the new case numbers Trump should stop calling it Kung Flu and start calling it... Arizonavirus
10. What do they call a Chinese battery expert? A kung fu master

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Kung One Liners

Which kung one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kung? I can suggest the ones about kung fu and judo.

1. What is the most common illness in China? Kung Flu.
2. I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words.
3. What do you call a fir tree that knows kung fu? Spruce Lee
4. What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu
5. what do martial artists eat? kung food
6. What do you call a vegetable who knows kung fu Broclee
7. I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu.
8. What is Po's (Kung Fu Panda) dominant colour? White because his father returned.
9. What kind of martial art does a chef do? Kung food
   (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
10. Did you hear about the chicken in Asia that learned how to fight? His name was Kung POW!
11. Do you know what everyone has been doing? Kung Fu Fighting.
12. Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu! Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
13. What kind of flu do Chinese people have? Kung flu
14. What do you call a Kung Fu Panda President? The PoeTUS
15. We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke

Kung Fu Jokes

Here is a list of funny kung fu jokes and even better kung fu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Chinese man has killed himself using Kung Fu. It's the first known case of Chop Sueycide
• I am expert at kung fu, wushu , tai chi and few other chinese words.
• What Did the Kung Fu Chicken Call His Master? Hensei.
• I think that Po polishing his Kung Fu skills makes perfects sense. After all he is from Po-land.
• What do call it when you loan a cop Kung-Fu Panda Po-lease
• What do you call a bear that knows Kung Fu? Grizzly.
• What's in common between david carradine and Kung Fu uniform? Both were found hanging in the closet
• I guess you can say that Kung Fu Panda 3 is pretty CHIsy
• Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh

Kung Pao Jokes

Here is a list of funny kung pao jokes and even better kung pao puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn start charging more for its Kung Pao chicken? It was "gentry fried."
• After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order... Kung Pao.
• What is Ellen's favourite food? Kung-Pao Chicken.
• I got food poisoned after eating at a chinese place I think it was the Kung Pao chicken.
• What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken

Laughter Kung Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about kung you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kung pranks.