The Best 2 Kumquat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kumquat jokes. There are some kumquat mango jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kumquat agriculture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kumquat Jokes and Puns

Just found out watermelons are 92% water......

In completely unrelated news, I'm never eating another kumquat.

I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water.

He said, I'm never eating a kumquat again.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kumquat watermelons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kumquat melon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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