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Where do poor meatballs live?
In the spaghetto.
Kudos to my friend who came up with this.
September was the first calendar month no nfl players were arrested in six years.
Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month.
What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ?
An algaebra.
Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.
Kudos to that guy who was able to poach deer
I can't even poach an egg decently.
Kudos if you get the joke
A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician each have their respective problem-solving skills tested by a group of researchers. They are each placed in separate locked 4x4 cells with walls made of cement and given a can of food. They are told to open the cans and get the food out using no other outside materials. The researchers leave the three to their own devices, then come back after an hour.
The physicist is first to be checked on. The researchers find him mouthing out complicated formulas in his head. After a moment, he swings his can into a wall with the proper amount of force and at the correct angle to split the can open.
The engineer is next. His cell is covered in dents, and he is eating from the remnants of a banged-up and broken can when the researchers find him.
Finally, the researchers visit the mathematician's cell. They find him huddled in a corner, cradling the can in his arms, and muttering, "Assume a can opener, assume a can opener, assume a can opener..."
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