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The moon landing was staged

The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

Steven Spielberg dies and goes to heaven.

He's greeted at the gates by Peter who informs him that God is a big fan of his work. He begins with a tour of the place and goes on to mention that if Steven needs anything to just say the word.
"We'll, I'd love to meet Stanley Kubrick," Steven admits.
"I'm sorry, but as you may know, Mr. Kubrick doesn't take meetings," Peter replies.
They continue on their tour until Steven notices a man with a beard, wearing an Army jacket and riding around on a bicycle. Steven stops in his tracks and turns to Peter.
"Hold on. That's Stanley Kubrick!" Spielberg shouts.
"No," Peter says. "Its God. He thinks he's Stanley Kubrick."

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