Ku Klux Jokes
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Funniest Ku Klux Short Jokes
Short ku klux jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ku klux humour may include short clark kent jokes also.
- Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.
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Ku Klux One Liners
Which ku klux one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ku klux? I can suggest the ones about clan and gorilla.
- What's white and sits at the bottom of the ocean? Ku Klux Klam
- What's better than Bitcoin for the black market? The Ku Klux Koin
- I'm no racist. But those Ku Klux k**... members all look the same to me.
- What do you call a group of racist shellfish? The Ku Klux Klams
- Do racist birds... join the Ku-Ku-Klux k**...?
- Did you hear about the racist shellfish? He joined the Ku Klux Klam.
- When did the hipster join klux k**...? Before it was ku.
- What is the worst bad people group combo? Ku Klux Taliban
- Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 b**... with a steam roller.
- What group does a racist coke join? The Ku Klux Kan.
Ku Klux Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ku klux you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kylo ren jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ku klux pranks.
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k**... Pastor
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux k**....
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux k**.... I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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Blonde genies
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it.
Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux k**... outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the k**... are walking away, they remove their hoods.
It's the two blonde genies!
One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish--having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
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100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux k**...
Now it's called Formula 1
*Ku Kluk k**...
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The Ku Klux k**......
It's worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant laundry detergent they use.
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How does the motorcycle of a Ku Klux k**... member sounds like?
Runnnnnnnnnnnnigganigganigganigaanigga
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Did you guys hear about Evil Kinevil's brother Ku Klux Kenivel?
He tried to break a world record by jumping over 1000 black men with a steam roller.
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Does the Ku Klux k**... hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser?
Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself.
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Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.
It was his Ku Klux k**... buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery.
"What's the matter?" asked Moody.
"Are you in trouble?"
"No!" said Crumm.
"What do you want, then?"
"Nothing!"
"Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody.
"Cause!" said the other r**..., "the rates are cheaper!"
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A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter....
SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life.
BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years!
SP: One of many. What else?
BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys!
SP: These things do not impress me. Uniqueness!
BG: d**.......uh....well, I once made love to a white woman on a park bench during a Ku Klux k**... rally.
SP: WOW! Really? Now THAT is extraordinary! When did this happen?
BG: About 15 minutes ago.
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Pastor in the k**...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux k**.... This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux k**.... I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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The Albama Preacher
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux k**.... This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body what would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux k**....
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation roared.