Krypton Jokes
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What do you call it when Argon, neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?
Noble Masses.
Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?
It didn't get much of a reaction.
^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now
What do you call a soup bowl from Krypton?!
Well ... *a kryptonian soup bowl*, obviously.
What do you call a lawyer from krypton?
Sue-per Man
What's it called when the queen farts?
Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon
Helium, Krypton, and Neon started a band. Why did everyone hate their cover of Don't Fear the Reaper?
No Bell.
I've used Tinder for thebfirst and last time.
I woke up peeing like the yellow sun of the earth to the red sun of Krypton.
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