Krispies Jokes

Funniest Krispies Short Jokes

Short krispies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The krispies humour may include short cereal jokes also.

1. I'm mad my parents let me eat so many Rice Krispies growing up. They clearly absorbed into my body. Now every time I sit down I snap, crackle, and pop.
2. Does anyone know if Snap, Crackle, and Pop have a Twitter account? I could really go for a Rice Krispies tweet.
3. What sounds did the bones of the Rice Krispies mascots make when they fell down the stairs? A snap, a krackle, and a pop.
4. Titles are evil Last night there was a fire at Krispy Kreme.
   Needless to say,everything was burnt to a krisp
5. Why was the Rice Krispies movie a box office flop? The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.
6. "Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"
7. What's the greatest invention to come from the development of the nuclear bomb? Rice Krispies

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Krispies One Liners

Which krispies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with krispies? I can suggest the ones about milk and bowl.

1. What made rice krispies before kellogs Hiroshima
2. St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme He was a deep friar.
3. What do you get when you cross an Asian with a Jew? Rice Krispies
4. What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme? Dunkin Donut
5. What do you call an Asian with a sunburn? Rice Krispy
6. How many people does it take to make Rice Krispies? Two: Fat Man and Little Boy.
7. What is a snowman's favourite breakfast? Ice Krispies.
8. August 6, 1945 Hiroshima The day Rice Krispies were invented.
9. What is a Chinese person's favorite cereal? Rice Krispies
10. What was Anne Frank's favorite food? Rice Krispies
11. Happy Hiroshima Day! Don't forget to celebrate with Rice Krispies and Japanese BBQ!
12. My bones are Rice Krispies Snap Crackle Pop
13. What do you call Rice Krispies and Alcohol? Snap Krackle Hops.
14. What is the most racist donut? a Krispy Kreme Kruller
15. What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again? Krispy Kreme.

Silly Krispies Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about krispies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make krispies pranks.