kris Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious kris puns

Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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What has a bunch of K's and is hated?

Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall kourtney kris Kanye

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What did Kris Kross order at McDonald's?

A Biggity, Biggity, Biggity Mac.

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Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner...

She is asking for publicity during this difficult time.

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Headline: Kris Jenner Worries About Kylie Jenner's Privacy: 'There's Always Somebody Trying to Exploit' Her

"and that's my job" -Kris

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I hate Kris Jenner's fake tits.

Except Kendall, she's cute.

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Why doesn't Kris Kringle wear velcro shoes?

because sanitize.

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lets make a story ..... there once was a woman named Kris Jenner ....

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Krishna Janmashtami 2015 Messages, SMS, Wishes for Whatsapp

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Kriss Kross walk into a bar.

Jump, Jump!

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How did Kris Kross die?

They got in a bike accident, they had their helmets backwards.

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Kristen Bell sings 'Frozen' songs to evacuees

I would have chosen "Gone with the Wind" soundtrack

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Kristen Schaal's tits!

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What's this difference between Kris Jenner and a cricket ball?

If you try really, really hard, you can eat a cricket ball.

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What are the most funny Kris jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Kris? Well, here are the best Kris dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Kris pick up lines to share with friends.

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