Krill Jokes
31 krill jokes and hilarious krill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about krill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Krill Short Jokes
Short krill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The krill humour may include short crabs jokes also.
- What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill.
- I would make a pun about sealife... But I'm pretty sure half of you would krill me for it.
This is comedy gold(fish). - Today, I got propositioned to "Netflix and krill". I said I couldn't, because I was a homosexuwhale.
- When whales hunt.. .. do they go for the krill?
- Why are Blue Whales so sad? Depression Krills.
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Krill One Liners
Which krill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with krill? I can suggest the ones about killer whale and herring.
- What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car? Road Krill
- What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill
- How does a whale buy their drugs? By the krill-o-gram
- What's a whale's favorite sandwich? A krill-cheese sandwich
- What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp? A krilling spree!
- What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!
- What did the suicidal Meganyctiphanes norvegica do? Krill himself.
- A whale performs a La Roux cover...... "Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"
- whats a blue whale's favorite date night? netflix & krill
- What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream.
- Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him.
- What do you call a dead sealife in the street? Road krill
- What's it called when you kill two fish with one stone? double krill
- Why did the fish die? Because the fish just want to "krill" himself on air.
- What do shrimps do when they're depressed? They krill themselves

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What funny jokes about krill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shrimp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make krill pranks.
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How do marine creatures commit s**...?
They krill themselves.
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"Girl, I wanna treat yo b**... like a fish tank..."
"I'm gonna fill it with my baby krill"
