The Best 19 Krill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Krill jokes. There are some krill dolphin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these krill sardine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Krill Jokes and Puns

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car?

Road Krill

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Krill joke, What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

I would make a pun about sealife...

But I'm pretty sure half of you would krill me for it.

This is comedy gold(fish).

A whale performs a La Roux cover......

"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"


What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?

Road krill!

whats a blue whale's favorite date night?

netflix & krill

Krill joke, whats a blue whale's favorite date night?

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

How do marine creatures commit suicide?

They krill themselves.

What did the suicidal Meganyctiphanes norvegica do?

Krill himself.

What do you call a dead sealife in the street?

Road krill

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What's it called when you kill two fish with one stone?

double krill

If I hear one more pun about whale food...

I'm gonna krill myself.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the fish die?

Because the fish just want to "krill" himself on air.

What do shrimps do when they're depressed?

They krill themselves

Krill joke, What do shrimps do when they're depressed?

Today, I got propositioned to "Netflix and krill".

I said I couldn't, because I was a homosexuwhale.

When whales hunt..

.. do they go for the krill?

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the krill seaworld jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working krill humpback piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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