A cop pulled me over the other day for speeding.
After giving me the ticket, he teases me a bit about my out of state plate and the fact that I'm driving a car that's in my Dad's name.
He points to my dash and asks, "Is that a radar detector I see?"
Me: I don't know.
Cop: Is that a radar detector I see?
Me: I don't know it's my Dad's car. It's just always been there, but it does let me know every time I pass a Krispy Kreme.
He smirked, said, "Good one. Now slow down."
Dunkin Donut
Last night there was a fire at Krispy Kreme.
Needless to say,everything was burnt to a krisp
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
a Krispy Kreme Kruller
Krispy Kreme.
A dough-nut
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