Kreme Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

Cop: Is that a radar detector I see?

A cop pulled me over the other day for speeding.
After giving me the ticket, he teases me a bit about my out of state plate and the fact that I'm driving a car that's in my Dad's name.

He points to my dash and asks, "Is that a radar detector I see?"
Me: I don't know.
Cop: Is that a radar detector I see?
Me: I don't know it's my Dad's car. It's just always been there, but it does let me know every time I pass a Krispy Kreme.

He smirked, said, "Good one. Now slow down."

What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?

Dunkin Donut

Titles are evil

Last night there was a fire at Krispy Kreme.

Needless to say,everything was burnt to a krisp

Free doughnuts

I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.

What is the most racist donut?

a Krispy Kreme Kruller

What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again?

Krispy Kreme.

What is it called when you bite into a Krispy Kreme and ejaculate?

A dough-nut

What do you call it when a McDonalds employee jerks off into the deep fryer?

Krispy Kreme

What are the funniest kreme jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Kreme? Well, here are the best Kreme puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Kreme pick up lines to share with friends.


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