Krem Jokes

What are some Krem jokes?

Bought a Russian car...

The salesman said it was the krem de la kremlin, but every time it's putin gear, it keeps stalin. My wife said, "Crimea river, I'm not lenin you my car!"

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What does "Kremlin" translate to in English?

White House.

How do you know when the Kremlin has diarrhea?

They're rushin' pootin' to the bathroom.

The Kremlin knows only two kinds of people

Those who are loyal and

How did the Kremlin staff found Brezhnev in the morning?

They found him Lenin' on the bed with heating on Marx.

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