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Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

What's a Trump supporters favorite fighting style?

Krav maga

Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga?

Because Judo was already taken.

Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga "Jew Jitsu?"

I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it.

I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga...

I always thought they used JEWjitzu...

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