Kratos Jokes

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What do you call it when Kratos floats in water?


Kratos visited Idaho's capital


What does Kratos call his daughter?

Nothing, he killed her.

Why does Kratos always carries a dead man's head with him?

Because he never knows where he is headed.

What did Kratos say when he was asked what was next after GOW became the game of the year?

"I do not know. "

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