Kraken Jokes

Funniest Kraken Short Jokes

Short kraken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kraken humour may include short vessel jokes also.

1. Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night? He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!
2. What do pirate parrots say? Polly wanna kraken!
   (Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds)
3. What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things? Kraken down.
4. What did the Kraken say to a wall? There's a Kraken the wall.
   Sorry if it's a repost, I thought of it a while ago.
5. It's a little know fact that the Kraken cannot be owned, only rented. Re-lease the Kraken.
6. So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him "What's kraken?"
   (badum chh)

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Kraken One Liners

Which kraken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kraken? I can suggest the ones about matey and medusa.

1. How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?
2. What did Poseidon say to the giant squid? What's Kraken?
3. You know what a krakens favorite meal is? Fish and ships
4. How do squids greet each other? What's kraken?
5. What does the boss octopus say before work? Let's get kraken.
6. What did the sea monster say to the comedian? You're kraken me up
7. What is the Kraken's go-to comfort food? Fish'n'ships
8. THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please. LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
9. You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously. They're always Kraken jokes.
10. Have you heard the joke about the sea monster? It's kraken people up.
11. What does a squid say when it's in a hurry? Lets get Kraken
12. I just heard a really good joke about a giant squid It's Kraken me up
13. What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken?
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14. What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!
15. An octups walked up to a kraken and said How you cracking

Cheeky Kraken Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about kraken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean octopus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kraken pranks.