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Kraft Jokes

46 kraft jokes and hilarious kraft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kraft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this hilarious collection of jokes made with Kraft Dinner, Sargento, and Keebler products! From puns to riddles, this carton of jokes is perfect for any gathering. Who said being cheesy can't be fun?

Funniest Kraft Short Jokes

Short kraft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kraft humour may include short carton jokes also.

  1. I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
  2. A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.
  3. Kraft foods is moving their entire operation to Israel. They'll be renaming themselves Cheeses of Nazareth .
  4. Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.
  5. Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
  6. Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
  7. I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal... ...but they all end up too cheesy.
  8. Robert Kraft's lawyer: It's gonna cost you a whole lot more for me to get you off, big guy.
  9. I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
  10. People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest... Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.

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Kraft One Liners

Which kraft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kraft? I can suggest the ones about export and grater.

  1. What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft
  2. What do you use to build a roof out of cheese? Kraft Shingles
  3. What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor? Dry rub!
  4. Why did macaroni and cheese get sober? They were tired of smoking Kraft.
  5. "Thank you Bob Kraft!" -Jussie Smollett
  6. Bob Kraft doesn't look like a Bob... He looks more like a john to me
  7. What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The rub and tug in the end zone.
  8. All this mockery of Robert Kraft Is really gonna rub people the wrong way
  9. I really want to tour Kraft's Parmesan cheese factory. I hear it a grate place to visit.
  10. What's Hitlers favorite summer camp activity? Mein Kraft.
  11. How much does Robert Kraft pay the refs? A Brady bunch.
  12. In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
  13. What's Adolf h**...'s favourite computer game? Mein Kraft.
  14. What video game would Adolf h**... play? Mein Kraft.
  15. What is h**...'s favourite video game? Mein Kraft

Kraft Singles Jokes

Here is a list of funny kraft singles jokes and even better kraft singles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you throw on stage at a mouse s**... club? Kraft Singles.
Kraft joke, What do you throw on stage at a mouse s**... club?

Kraft joke, What do you throw on stage at a mouse s**... club?

Comical Kraft Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about kraft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cardboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kraft pranks.

I was browsing Craigslist the other day, when I came across someone who wanted to learn how to make macaroni.

Being a master macaroni maker myself, I responded to his offer, and we set up a time and place to meet so I could teach him. When we met up, he took one look at me, and he told me that I didn't look like someone who could even make halfway decent macaroni. "Sir", I assured him, "I promise I'm a master of my Kraft."

What was the Neo n**...'s favorite computer game?

Mein Kraft

Learned h**... not only wrote a book, but created a video game

Mein Kraft

What is Minecraft?

It's h**...'s lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

Last October, I was walking through the cemetery.

I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft Halloween monster themed mac and cheese...
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.

Thanks mom for this more obscure one

What does h**... name his Minecraft worlds?

Mein Kraft

What's h**...'s favorite videogame?

Mein Kraft.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

what game did adolph h**... buy his kid?

mein kraft

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.

Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem?

They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth...

I heard h**...'s memoirs are going to be turned into a video game...

It's going to be called Mein Kraft.

Kraft joke, I heard h**...'s memoirs are going to be turned into a video game...