Kraft Jokes

Funniest Kraft Short Jokes

Short kraft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kraft humour may include short carton jokes also.

1. I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
2. A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.
3. Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.
4. Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
5. Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
6. I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal... ...but they all end up too cheesy.
7. I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
8. People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest... Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.
9. Wanna hear a joke about Kraft macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.
10. Golfer Kelly Kraft did something exceptional today He managed to get a birdie and yet still missed the cut

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Kraft One Liners

Which kraft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kraft? I can suggest the ones about export and grater.

1. What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft
2. What do you use to build a roof out of cheese? Kraft Shingles
3. What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor? Dry rub!
4. Why did macaroni and cheese get sober? They were tired of smoking Kraft.
5. "Thank you Bob Kraft!" -Jussie Smollett
6. What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The rub and tug in the end zone.
7. All this mockery of Robert Kraft Is really gonna rub people the wrong way
8. I really want to tour Kraft's Parmesan cheese factory. I hear it a grate place to visit.
9. What's Hitlers favorite summer camp activity? Mein Kraft.
10. How much does Robert Kraft pay the refs? A Brady bunch.
11. In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
12. What was the Neo n**...'s favorite computer game? Mein Kraft
13. Learned h**... not only wrote a book, but created a video game Mein Kraft
14. What does h**... name his Minecraft worlds? Mein Kraft
15. what game did adolph h**... buy his kid? mein kraft

Comical Kraft Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about kraft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cardboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kraft pranks.