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Funniest Koreans Short Jokes

Short koreans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The koreans humour may include short south korean jokes also.

  1. North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
  2. What's the difference between North Korea and the US? North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
  3. I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
  4. Jay Leno walked past a painting of Simon Cowell surrounded by his dogs during AGT. And said: Cowell looked at the dogs like they were on the menu at a Korean restaurant.
  5. BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
  6. I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
  7. I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain.
  8. I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago.. She's my Seoul mate.
  9. North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub
  10. What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? "can't complain"

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Koreans One Liners

Which koreans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with koreans? I can suggest the ones about north korean and korean american.

  1. Why do North Koreans draw line so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
  2. Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines? Because they have a supreme ruler
  3. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldnt complain
  4. Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.
  5. My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung...
  6. Unfortunately I lost my Korean friend the other day. So Yung.
  7. How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it.
  8. A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
  9. My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
  10. Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because theres only one party.
  11. I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain.
  12. Why do North Koreans hate jazz music? They don't have Seoul.
  13. Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts? The other 20% drive Mercedes
  14. Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution
  15. Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians?

Because they have Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
- from MASH

Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans?

They've got Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons?

Because Tu is better than Juan.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul!
Thank you very much.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans

They spend all their time praisin' the son.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do South Koreans call their spouses?


Why does God love North Koreans?

Because they are the Choson people.

Why do all North Koreans look alike?

Because they have a supreme breeder.

What's the difference between North Koreans and Americans?

The Americans had a chance to vote.

Why don't Koreans like R&B musicians?

They don't have enough Seoul.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb?

o**... to screw it in, the other guy to shoot him for not doing it right.

TIL 50% of South Koreans have cataracts.

The other 50% drive Rincolns.

Two South Koreans fell in love with each other...

you might say they found their Seoul mates

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

Why are North Koreans so good at geometry?

Their supreme ruler.

Why can't North Koreans find true love ?

Because they just can't find a Seoul-mate !

I think I figured out why so many North Koreans are starving

Not enough Seoul food.

Samsung recently unveiled The Wall, the World's First Modular MicroLED 146-inch TV

They were really delighted to hear that the President was gonna be their first customer.
How often does an American President buy a Wall from South Koreans to keep Mexicans away?

How many North Koreans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A hundred thousand. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest for holding the parade.

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars

In other words, a Park-Kim lot

Why are North Koreans required to give their books to Kim Jong-un?

Because he is their Supreme Reader

Why are North Koreans always sad?

Because they are Seoulless

Why do Koreans have so many popular things?

Aren't they afraid of fans?

Why are North Koreans always left handed?

Because they have no rights.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

Why do North Koreans never win the olympics?

because anyone who can swim, run or jump isn't North Korean.

I always feel nervous when talking to Koreans.

Everytime I say hello, they always tell me that onions are on sale.

Say what you will about North Koreans

No seriously, they're not allowed on this site.

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by their government and the media.

But I know that can't possibly be true. Because every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

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