Korea Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes

It was the end of my Korea

I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea

"I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

My Korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going...

They replied, "Can't complain."

I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York,

and I was thinking.

"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".

A Korean and a Jew

Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?

Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.

Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?

Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?

Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.

Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea...

He says he can't complain.

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.

To desire more is greed.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

How does North Korea celebrate Christmas?

With missile tows

North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…

North Korea is calling for war.

In other news, it's Saturday.

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea

Eh, can't complain.

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea.

Me: How was the stay over there?

Friend: Can't complain.

My Korean friend passed away...

So Yung...

Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

My Korean friend died last week...

So Yung

Q: How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

North Korea reminds me of a redhead

Because they both have no Seoul

What would war with Korea be like?

Seoul-crushing

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

So my friend lives in North Korea

And I asked him how it is there.
He replied "Well, I can't complain."

90% of dogs in Korea are inbred...

I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died?

Looks like his Korea is over

An international conference was being held..

In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.

The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".

African president asked, "What is food?".

Europe asked, "What is Short?".

USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".

North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

Why is Korea the greenest county in the world?

It's full of Parks.

So I met this guy from North Korea.

I asked him, "so how was life in North Korea?"

He replied "Can't complain."

I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad

My friend lives there, and he can't complain about anything.

In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow...

Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

The Sun Mission

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

DPRK sends astronaut to the sun

Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:

North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

What an idiot! We can send them at night!

His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:

What an idiot!…

There is no sun at night!

I asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing.

He said he can't complainο»Ώ

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

North Korea will send man to Sun in 10 years

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night".

The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV.

When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

Why did the pedophile move to Korea?

Because there, Too Young is just a name.

Kim Jong-un & Donald Trump

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night".

The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV.

When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause

Why is life in North Korea so lifeless?

Cause it lost it's Seoul!

The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.

- from MASH

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left?

That's because there are no rights.

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?

Looks like his Korea is over.

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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