The Best 65 Korea Jokes

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What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

So my friend lives in North Korea

And I asked him how it is there.
He replied "Well, I can't complain."

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.


90% of dogs in Korea are inbred...

I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died?

Looks like his Korea is over

I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

A Korean and a Jew

Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?

Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.

Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?

Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?

Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.

Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?

North Korea is calling for war.

In other news, it's Saturday.

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I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

So I met this guy from North Korea.

I asked him, "so how was life in North Korea?"

He replied "Can't complain."

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

My Korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

Q: How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea...

He says he can't complain.


There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

This joke has been removed.

Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.

To desire more is greed.

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

North Korea reminds me of a redhead

Because they both have no Seoul

My Korean friend died last week...

So Yung

People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea

Eh, can't complain.

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

My Korean friend passed away...

So Yung...

An international conference was being held..

In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.

The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".

African president asked, "What is food?".

Europe asked, "What is Short?".

USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".

North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".

I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea

"I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

Why is Korea the greenest county in the world?

It's full of Parks.

A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea.

Me: How was the stay over there?

Friend: Can't complain.

I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going...

They replied, "Can't complain."

What would war with Korea be like?

Seoul-crushing

North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…

The Sun Mission

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad

My friend lives there, and he can't complain about anything.

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York,

and I was thinking.

"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

How does North Korea celebrate Christmas?

With missile tows

North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow...

Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes

It was the end of my Korea

What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died?

My Korea is over

What's the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

I am married to a Korean wife and she told me I get to name our son's English name

We live in Korea and gave our son my wife's last name λͺ¨ (pronounced 'mo').

I got to choose his English name so I said we should call him Lester.

So when I go around and introduce my child I could say

"This is our child λͺ¨ Lester"

Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors: North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

What an idiot! We can send them at night!

His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:

What an idiot!…

There is no sun at night!

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.

Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.

Why did North Korea fight South Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul

I asked my friend what it's like to live in North Korea

He said « Can't complain »

My Korean girlfriend broke up with me

I guess she'll never be my Seoul mate.

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

Why are lines in North Korea so straight?

Because they have a supreme ruler

Timezones are so cool

Australia is in 2021


USA is in 2020


North Korea is in 1963

Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force...

...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.

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