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Are you looking for Korean jokes? Look no further! Get your daily dose of laughter with this comprehensive list of North Korea jokes and witticisms. From funny war jokes to icey puns, we have something for everyone. So read on and let the laughs begin!

Funniest Korea Short Jokes

Short korea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The korea humour may include short war jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between North Korea and the US? North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
  2. I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
  3. North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
  4. Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
  5. The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
  6. I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... "I can't complain"
    Must not be all that bad there.
  7. North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
  8. There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
  9. I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, and I was thinking.
    "If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".
  10. Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.

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Korea One Liners

Which korea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with korea? I can suggest the ones about supreme and north korea.

  1. What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died? My Korea is over
  2. What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea? A supreme liter
  3. My boss fired me for making too many asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
  4. Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
    ahahahah.. please laugh
  5. North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea.
  6. I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going... They replied, "Can't complain."
  7. Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.
  8. Why is North Korea so good at geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler!
  9. I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south.
  10. I met a nice guy online. He says he's from South Korea. I think he might be my Seoulmate
  11. Why is North Korea horrible? Because they have no Seoul.
  12. How does North Korea celebrate Christmas? With missile tows
  13. North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday.
  14. Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate? Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
  15. People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain.

North Korea Jokes

Here is a list of funny north korea jokes and even better north korea puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain.
  • Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea? He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
  • There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed.
    Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
    To desire more is greed.
  • I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
  • North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,

    This week the stat went up to 9/9!
  • North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary… Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…
  • Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea. Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"
  • Why are lines in North Korea so straight? Because they have a supreme ruler
  • A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea. Me: How was the stay over there?
    Friend: Can't complain.
  • I asked my friend how he likes living in North Korea. He said he couldn't complain.

South Korea Jokes

Here is a list of funny south korea jokes and even better south korea puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did North Korea fight South Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul
  • President of South Korea Impeached. Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.
  • South Korea is famous for their R&B music. They've really got Seoul.
  • I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea... It'd be Seoul destroying
  • North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor.
  • I'm talking to this girl from South Korea. She says I'm just a friend.... But she's my Seoul mate
  • North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
  • Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching.
  • Why North Korea falling in love with South Korea? Because South Korea has a beautiful Seoul
  • In South Korea, you can always find a party. In North Korea, the party always find you.
Korea joke, In South Korea, you can always find a party.

Korea joke, In South Korea, you can always find a party.

Comical Korea Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about korea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make korea pranks.

So my friend lives in North Korea

And I asked him how it is there.
He replied "Well, I can't complain."

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth.

For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

90% of dogs in Korea are i**......

I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
- from MASH

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public e**...

What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died?

Looks like his Korea is over

A Korean and a Jew

Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

So I met this guy from North Korea.

I asked him, "so how was life in North Korea?"
He replied "Can't complain."

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

My Korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

What do kanye west and North Korea have in common?

They are both being s**... by a person named Kim.

Q: How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

North Korea reminds me of a redhead

Because they both have no Seoul

My Korean friend died last week...

So Yung

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

My Korean friend passed away...

So Yung...

An international conference was being held..

In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".

How do you know the US isn't going to attack North Korea?

They didn't arm them first.

Why is Korea the greenest county in the world?

It's full of Parks.

What would war with Korea be like?

Seoul-crushing

The Sun Mission

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad

My friend lives there, and he can't complain about anything.

Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left?

That's because there are no rights.

Many things used to be i**... in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

DPRK sends astronaut to the sun

Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!

Why isn't there any helium in North Korea?

Because helium can only be found in a free state.

Why is life in North Korea so lifeless?

Cause it lost it's Seoul!

Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

My Korean friend died today.

He was So Yung.

In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow...

Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.

If you ever feel useless, remember

there is a hotel in North Korea

Did you know that dogs have certain accents based on the countries their from?

For example, in Korea, they make a sizzling noise

I am married to a Korean wife and she told me I get to name our son's English name

We live in Korea and gave our son my wife's last name 모 (pronounced 'mo').
I got to choose his English name so I said we should call him Lester.
So when I go around and introduce my child I could say
"This is our child 모 Lester"

Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors: North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!

What's the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.
In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.

Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.

I asked my friend what it's like to live in North Korea

He said « Can't complain »

When I was young, I brought a pie to the USA, a pie to Russia, and a pie to North Korea.

All because my maths teacher told me to carry pie to 3 dismal places.

What is the only sized soft drink you can order in North Korea?

Supreme Liter.

I asked my friend in North Korea how things were going

He said he can't complain.

Korea joke, I asked my friend in North Korea how things were going

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