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Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians?

Because they have Seoul.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
- from MASH

A Korean and a Jew

Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

My korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do Koreans name their p**... still borns?

TooSoon

So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving?

Immigration.

My Korean friend died last week...

So Yung

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

My Korean friend passed away...

So Yung...

'North Korea plans nuclear attack targeting US'

At first I was alarmed at reading this, then I realised they meant United States.

As a Korean man, I do love to crack a cold brew but....

I would never kill a Warmbier.

There is a Korean lawyer that I know of

and he is Soo Ying Yoo

My Korean friend died recently

So Yung

A Korean kid walks into class with no homework.

"Where is your homework, little Wu-Chan-Le?" asks the teacher.
"My dog ate it," he replied. "Then my dad ate the dog."

Why is Korea the greenest county in the world?

It's full of Parks.

Who's the best Korean rapper I've ever heard?

TuPark

I fed my chickens a chicken wing...

I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*

Why are Korean Women's belts called the '38th Parallel'?

So that the belts could separate the mountains of the north from the dense forests of the south.

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