Koolaid Jokes

Funniest Koolaid Short Jokes

Short koolaid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The koolaid humour may include short broke jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump would've charged for the kool-aid.
2. What do Donald Trump & the Kool-Aid Man have in common? They are both loud, artifically colored, and obsessed with walls.
3. Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
4. Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
5. Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. "Oh ya!"
   [breaks 2nd wall]
   "Oh ya!"
   [3rd wall]
   "OHHH YEAAHH!"
   [breaks 4th wall]
   *Winks at camera*
6. What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
7. Guyana - 1978 drinking Koolaid Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown?
   The punch line was too long.
8. Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial. I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.
9. Kool-Aid Man runs a 5k with a leak... Punch line ensues.
10. What did the Kool-aid man get for Halloween? Ghoulaids

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Koolaid One Liners

Which koolaid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with koolaid? I can suggest the ones about choose and closet.

1. I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team. He's the pitcher.
2. What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher.
3. What is the Kool-Aid Man's favorite type of bar? A hole in the wall...
   OH YEEAAH
4. What's the best place to wait for some kool-aid? The punchline.
5. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
6. What do you call an awsome assistant? Kool-aid.
7. What position does Kool-aid Man play in baseball? Relief Pitcher :^)
8. Jones Soda is good... ...but have you ever tried their Kool-Aid?
9. Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway? He always broke the fourth wall.
10. What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs
11. What happens when you run out of Kool-aid? No punchline!
12. What was the Kool-Aid mans favorite wall to break? The Fourth Wall.
13. Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side.
14. I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor But it wouldn't be very tasteful
15. Why is the Kool-Aid man such a good comedian? Because he has so many punchlines.

Charming Humor Koolaid Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about koolaid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean classy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make koolaid pranks.