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Kool Jokes

40 kool jokes and hilarious kool puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kool that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kool Short Jokes

Short kool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kool humour may include short eye jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump would've charged for the kool-aid.
  2. What do Donald Trump & the Kool-Aid Man have in common? They are both loud, artifically colored, and obsessed with walls.
  3. Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
  4. Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
  5. Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. "Oh ya!"
    [breaks 2nd wall]
    "Oh ya!"
    [3rd wall]
    "OHHH YEAAHH!"
    [breaks 4th wall]
    *Winks at camera*
  6. What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
  7. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet
  8. Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial. I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.
  9. I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor But it wouldn't be very tasteful
  10. Why is the Kool-Aid man such a good comedian? Because he has so many punchlines.

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Kool One Liners

Which kool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kool? I can suggest the ones about kool aid and measles.

  1. Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
  2. I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team. He's the pitcher.
  3. What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher.
  4. What is the Kool-Aid Man's favorite type of bar? A hole in the wall...
    OH YEEAAH
  5. What's the best place to wait for some kool-aid? The punchline.
  6. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
  7. Why do blondes hate kool-aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet.
  8. What do you call an awsome assistant? Kool-aid.
  9. What position does Kool-aid Man play in baseball? Relief Pitcher :^)
  10. Jones Soda is good... ...but have you ever tried their Kool-Aid?
  11. Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway? He always broke the fourth wall.
  12. What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs
  13. What happens when you run out of Kool-aid? No punchline!
  14. What was the Kool-Aid mans favorite wall to break? The Fourth Wall.
  15. Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side.

Kool Aid Jokes

Here is a list of funny kool aid jokes and even better kool aid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why don't blondes make kool-aide? because they can't figure out how to put two gallons of water in that tiny little packet
  • What's an Ape's favorite Kool Aid? Orangutang
  • Kool-Aid Man runs a 5k with a leak... Punch line ensues.
  • What did the Kool-aid man get for Halloween? Ghoulaids
  • Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
    A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.
  • Once I'm cremated..... Mix my ashes into many little packages of Kool-Aid.
  • Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
    A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.
  • What's the only non-fat soul food during the holiday season? Kool-Aid
  • I just snorted kool-aid powder Still eating for the punch line
  • What do kids' birthday parties and Fox News have in common? Kool-Aid

Drinking Kool Jokes

Here is a list of funny drinking kool jokes and even better drinking kool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whats eazy e's favourite drink ? Kool aids
  • Republicans keep trying to make me drink the Kool Aid But I know it's just white wine.
  • Why do black people stick together? Because they are all drinking the kool-aid.
  • I was just drinking some orange kool-aid and I was thinking... it's not that grape.
Kool joke, I was just drinking some orange kool-aid and I was thinking...

Kool joke, I was just drinking some orange kool-aid and I was thinking...

Entertaining Kool Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about kool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playlist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kool pranks.

Water.....I have news for you.

The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."

Oh sure, when a white man has h**...; people say he has AIDS. But when a black guy has it...

He has Kool Aids

Kool joke, What did the Kool-aid man get for Halloween?