Kool Aid Jokes

64 kool aid jokes and hilarious kool aid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kool aid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kool Aid Short Jokes

Short kool aid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kool aid humour may include short aides jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump would've charged for the kool-aid.
  2. What do Donald Trump & the Kool-Aid Man have in common? They are both loud, artifically colored, and obsessed with walls.
  3. Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
  4. Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
  5. Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. "Oh ya!"
    [breaks 2nd wall]
    "Oh ya!"
    [3rd wall]
    [breaks 4th wall]
    *Winks at camera*
  6. What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
  7. Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet
  8. Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial. I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.
  9. Why is the Kool-Aid man such a good comedian? Because he has so many punchlines.
  10. Why don't blondes make kool-aide? because they can't figure out how to put two gallons of water in that tiny little packet

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Kool Aid One Liners

Which kool aid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kool aid? I can suggest the ones about ketchup and ketchup and mustard.

  1. I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team. He's the pitcher.
  2. What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher.
  3. What is the Kool-Aid Man's favorite type of bar? A hole in the wall...
  4. What's the best place to wait for some kool-aid? The punchline.
  5. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
  6. Why do blondes hate kool-aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet.
  7. What do you call an awsome assistant? Kool-aid.
  8. What position does Kool-aid Man play in baseball? Relief Pitcher :^)
  9. Jones Soda is good... ...but have you ever tried their Kool-Aid?
  10. Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway? He always broke the fourth wall.
  11. What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs
  12. What happens when you run out of Kool-aid? No punchline!
  13. What was the Kool-Aid mans favorite wall to break? The Fourth Wall.
  14. Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side.
  15. I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor But it wouldn't be very tasteful

Unearthly Funniest Kool Aid Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about kool aid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean band aid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kool aid pranks.

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

Yo momma so fat, she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

You know how they have Kool-aid in America?

They have it Africa too, it's just no so cool...

What did the Kool-aid man get for Halloween?


Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my c**...


The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor...

even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids

Who do you not want to see with a t**...?

The Kool-Aid Man

Water.....I have news for you.

The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."

Republicans keep trying to make me drink the Kool Aid

But I know it's just white wine.

Kool-Aid Man runs a 5k with a leak...

Punch line ensues.

What's an Ape's favorite Kool Aid?


Once I'm cremated.....

Mix my ashes into many little packages of Kool-Aid.

What do kids' birthday parties and Fox News have in common?


I just snorted kool-aid powder

Still eating for the punch line

What's the only non-fat soul food during the holiday season?


What do you get when you have unprotected s**... with the Kool-Aid guy?


Wanna hear a joke about Kool-Aid?

c**.... I forgot the punch line

Oh sure, when a white man has h**...; people say he has AIDS. But when a black guy has it...

He has Kool Aids

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