Following is our collection of funny Koo jokes. There are some koo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these koo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Trump would've charged for the kool-aid.
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
He's the pitcher.
A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa
They are both loud, artifically colored, and obsessed with walls.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
I was waiting for a green light when I saw an elderly woman walking with a small child.
The excited young girl was walking slightly faster than the old lady, so the woman yelled, Degree! Wait for me!
Intrigued by such a unique name, I got out of the car and asked why she called the girl Degree.
She said, Well, I sent her mother to college to get an education, and she came home with this instead.
Credit to u/Princess_Kookie
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
Baseball; he's a pitcher.
A hole in the wall...
OH YEEAAH
You can explore koo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean koo dad jokes. There are also koo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
It was a cuckoo coup.
The punchline.
"Oh ya!"
[breaks 2nd wall]
"Oh ya!"
[3rd wall]
"OHHH YEAAHH!"
[breaks 4th wall]
*Winks at camera*
A punchline
It was a cuckoo coop coup.
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet.
Kool-aid.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
Relief Pitcher :^)
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet
...It's not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.
Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown?
The punch line was too long.
...but have you ever tried their Kool-Aid?
Kool-AIDs
He always broke the fourth wall.
She asks me "What kind of bird chirps at night?! Isn't that a morning thing?!"
I tell her "Well, the bird likes to chirp at all hours, and is obviously mentally ill or crazy, so it can only be one kind..."
"What's that?"
"A *cuckoo* bird!"
"......."
I don't think I've ever seen her roll her eyes that hard at anything I've ever said. (Borat thumbs) GREAT SUCCESS!
I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.
The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."
No punchline!
The Fourth Wall.
It's the beautiful cuckoo clock I've ever seen.
Punchline
To get to the other side.
Crap. I forgot the punch line
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the koo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working koo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.