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10 koni jokes and hilarious koni puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about koni that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Koni Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good koni joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?

Konichiuaua

What do you say to a japanese-mexican

Konichijuan

How did the Japanese sheep greet the farmer?

Konichi-baaaaa

How do Japanese dogs say hello?

Konichihuahua

Wife: Can you do this thing you've been putting off for two weeks? Me: But it's Father's day!

Wife: Yes, I know. It's a day of reckoning for Fathers.

Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.

TIL: A man in North America has s**... two or three times a week, whereas Japanese men have s**... two or three times a year.

Konichiwa, everyone.

How does an Irishman say "hi, how are you?" in Japanese?

Konichiow'reya?!

God calls in an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian for a quick reckoning.

God has realized that things aren't going so well in the general vicinity of the Balkans so he calls up an Albanian, a Grecian, and a Serbian to convince them to change their ways.
First he calls in the Grecian and says to them, "Your people have become so lazy in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Grecian runs out crying and afraid for the future of their people.
The Serbian is called in and God says, "Your people have been really aggressive and racist in recent years! You're ruining everything I gave you! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Serbian runs out fuming and angered about the future of their people.
The Albanian is finally called in and God says, "Your people are such thieves! You're stealing everything I gave to everyone else! If you don't clean up your act, I'm going to push this here button and rain judgment on all of you." The Albanian comes out smiling and the Grecian and Serbian ask them, "Didn't God say he would rain judgment on your people? Why are you smiling?"
To which the Albanian replies, "Yeah of course he did! But don't tell anyone that I've stolen his button."

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