Kong Jokes

What are some Kong jokes?

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

A man walks into a bar, and sees King Kong having a drink...

Now, the man loves all of Kong's films, so he decides to walk up to him. He says, "wow! King Kong! I'm such a big fan. Sorry to bother you, but do you have time for a photo? "

King Kong suddenly looks up, checks his watch.

He turns to the man and says "sorry, I've a plane to catch".

What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity?

Tooth DK.

Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist?

He had tooth DK

What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for ?

Freedom

Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint

CNN reports that both crews are marooned

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?

He had a plane to catch

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honkey Kong

What happens when you kill Donkey Kong?

He starts to DK.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What is the religion of people in hong kong?

Protestant.

If King Kong ever went to China, he'd be called

Ching Chong

If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong

Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.

What sound does a Chinese goose make?

Hong Kong!

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un


(From my younger brother).

What do you call a city filled with protesting geese?

Honk Kong

Why did King Kong....

Climb the Empire State Building?


...He couldn't fit in the elevator.

A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door

>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"

>"I bin Hong Kong!"

>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"

>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"

Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!

What do you get when King Kong sits on your best friend?

A Flat Mate.

They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too...

They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.

They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual...

...it was booty that killed the beast.

I decided to invest on Bitcoins, a Russian airline and a Hong Kong bus company

But all of them crashed!

Apparantly part of a Hong Kong politician's ear was bit off.

I'm glad Mike Tyson is giving his all to these protests

What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla?

Danke Kong

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

"I D K"

How is the monkey ringing?

How is the monkey ringing at the door?
-
King Kong , King Kong

Why was Donkey Kong named after a donkey instead of a monkey?

Because "Monkey Dong" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

How does a gorilla ring at the door?

King Kong

A small traffic accident occurs at a busy intersection in Hong Kong.

l guess two Wongs don't make a right

Heard the place kong skull island was burnt down.

It was the veit cong

A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make?

Buzz

Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now?

*Their guns are probably made in China.*

yuk yuk yuk

How did they come up with the name King Kong?

They mixed English with Chinese.

What do you call a guy from Hong Kong who's wearing yellow boots?

Barefoot.

Free Hong Kong Tee Shirts are okay I guess...

I doubt that I'd ever *buy* one though

King Kong...

King Kong
Went to
Hong Kong
To lkay
With his
Ding dong

I just realized why Godzilla Vs. King Kong will end in a stalemate.

Both of their mothers are named Mothra.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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