The Best 35 Kok Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kok jokes. There are some kok jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kok puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kok Jokes and Puns

"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room.

And never visited Bangkok again.

"It's a boy! " Frank exclaimed. "It's a boy!"

And he never visited Bangkok ever again.

Why did the couple get married in Bangkok?

Because they wanted to Thai the knot.

Russian sex change doctor.

Vladimir Kutyurkokov.

Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.

Confucius say...

...naked man running through revolving door at airport very likely going to Bangkok.

This one's true. A work colleague of mine told me she went to Bangkok on her honeymoon. I replied,

I know you did, but where did you go?

Don't ever drive your car through Bangkok

You might blow a tranny

My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept referencing the song One Night in Bangkok for reasons why I didn't want to take a vacation there.

It's just me now and my Thai trope act without Annette.

Two kids from Bangkok have a race, who wins?

It's a Thai.

There's this famous Russian sex change surgeon......

Dr. kutchakokov

You can explore kok reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kok dad jokes. There are also kok puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the worst word to get in charades?


Made in Thailand

Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?

He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.


Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?

It was a Thai.

Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways....

is going to Bangkok

It's a boy!

"It's a boy", Jimbo shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room.




And never returned to Bangkok again.

What do men in Thailand say when they can't get girls?

Phuket! I'm just going to Bangkok instead!

On the train in Bangkok....

...a young, long-haired, busty Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."

But he did.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.

Apparently there is a flesh eating STD just discovered in the UK; however, it already exist in Russia, it's called


I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.

When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."


How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.

What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!

What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.

And that sketching contest? A draw.

It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out

.....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD

Why can't you ever win on a sex trip to Bangkok?

Cuz you always finish in a Thai

What city has the best sex?


Why is Bangkok so safe?

Because there are so many Ex-Men

Ouch, that smarts

Confucius say, man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

I really regret what I did in the capital of Thailand


What is a Thai person's finishing fight move.


Arranging a business trip.

"Hello I need to book a business trip to Thailand."

"Are you going to Bangkok?"

"No, I'm just going to Phuket."

Old Chinese Proverb

Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

What's a gay Asian's favourite city?


I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together

We severed Thais

Are you able to untie a Thai?

If no, then that means you can't Bangkok

Confucius says

Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kok jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kok piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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