Koi Pond Jokes

5 koi pond jokes and hilarious koi pond puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about koi pond that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Koi Pond Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good koi pond joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

In every koi pond of four or more, at least one is always fake.

You've got koi's A, B, C, and then the D koi

Spent an hour by my wife's grave

God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

What do you call a lake that's desperately trying to be modest?

A koi pond.

I asked Flavor Flav if he liked backyard ponds

Yeah Koi!

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