Koi Carp Jokes

3 koi carp jokes and hilarious koi carp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about koi carp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Koi Carp Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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My Japanese carp recently got a new aquarium, but they're hiding in rocks and not coming out so much.

They're acting a bit koi.

I went on a date with a small carp once. Bit of a tease, kept acting shy.

She was a little koi.

Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like?

You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?

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