Kobe Jokes

Funniest Kobe Short Jokes

Short kobe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kobe humour may include short kobe bryant jokes also.

1. I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working
2. Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.
3. Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell "Kobe!" But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.
4. What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
5. Today in Los Angeles it's kobe bryant Day No passing allowed on the freeways
6. I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef.
7. Recently went to Los Angeles and was driving slow down Highway 1 when I noticed that Kobe was driving behind me for hours. I wonder why he didn't pass?
8. I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat.
9. What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef
10. Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted.

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Kobe One Liners

Which kobe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kobe? I can suggest the ones about basketball and rocket.

1. I have a joke on Kobe Bryant. But I'm afraid it's not gonna land very well
2. My Dog named Kobe just died :( The first Kobe I know who passed.
3. Why did Lamar give money to Kobe? Because Lamar Odom
4. What's the difference between Kobe and time? Time passes.
5. What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef
6. what kinda bee doesn't fly? Kobe
7. What did the pee say when it was blocked by a kidney stone? "u**... my way."
8. My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant.. .. he's not here either.
9. What do you call a cow that's good at basketball? Kobe Beef
10. Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one.
11. Kobe Bryant orders a martini to Jalen Rose: Kobe: I'll take it with 81 olives please !
12. How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
13. What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball? A Kobe Shinobi!
14. Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar Nominee.
15. Louis Copies Kobe He should C Kelp.

Kobe Bryant Jokes

Here is a list of funny kobe bryant jokes and even better kobe bryant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I should wear a Kobe Bryant to my finals... I know I won't pass
• Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself of how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
• Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
• Who is the smallest basketball player? Kobe Bry-ANT
• A kid asks Kobe Bryant a question... Kid: Hey Kobe, how many states are there?
  Kobe: 49
• How long does Kobe Bryant wait to pick up the phone? 5 Rings
• Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker

Kobe Beef Jokes

Here is a list of funny kobe beef jokes and even better kobe beef puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just paid 300 dollars for a waiter to throw a steak across the restaurant into the bread basket on my table. Kobe beef apparently.
• What is Shaq's Favorite Type of Meat? Kobe Beef
• What do you call the guy who prepares cattle to become kobe beef? A mooseuse....

Delightful Fun Kobe Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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