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Kobe Jokes

57 kobe jokes and hilarious kobe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kobe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is about the bad Kobe jokes that are making the rounds in Osaka and Miyagi with indifference. Read on to learn more about these jokes, their origin, and why some are so funny.

Funniest Kobe Short Jokes

Short kobe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kobe humour may include short kobe bryant jokes also.

  1. I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working
  2. Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.
  3. Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak.
  4. Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell "Kobe!" But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.
  5. What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
  6. Louis Copies Kobe He should C Kelp.
  7. Today in Los Angeles it's kobe bryant Day No passing allowed on the freeways
  8. I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef.
  9. Recently went to Los Angeles and was driving slow down Highway 1 when I noticed that Kobe was driving behind me for hours. I wonder why he didn't pass?
  10. I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat.

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Kobe One Liners

Which kobe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kobe? I can suggest the ones about basketball and rocket.

  1. I have a joke on Kobe Bryant. But I'm afraid it's not gonna land very well
  2. My Dog named Kobe just died :( The first Kobe I know who passed.
  3. Why did Lamar give money to Kobe? Because Lamar Odom
  4. What's the difference between Kobe and time? Time passes.
  5. Why did Lamar Odom give Kobe Bryant a dollar? Because Lamar Odom
  6. What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef
  7. what kinda bee doesn't fly? Kobe
  8. What did the pee say when it was blocked by a kidney stone? "u**... my way."
  9. My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant.. .. he's not here either.
  10. What do you call a cow that's good at basketball? Kobe Beef
  11. Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one.
  12. Kobe Bryant orders a martini to Jalen Rose: Kobe: I'll take it with 81 olives please !
  13. How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
  14. What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball? A Kobe Shinobi!
  15. Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar Nominee.

Kobe Bryant Jokes

Here is a list of funny kobe bryant jokes and even better kobe bryant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted.
  • I should wear a Kobe Bryant to my finals... I know I won't pass
  • Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself of how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
  • Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
  • Who is the smallest basketball player? Kobe Bry-ANT
  • A kid asks Kobe Bryant a question... Kid: Hey Kobe, how many states are there?
    Kobe: 49
  • How long does Kobe Bryant wait to pick up the phone? 5 Rings
  • Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker
  • What do Kobe Bryant and Melania Trump have in common? They both made their fortunes playing with orange b**....

Kobe Beef Jokes

Here is a list of funny kobe beef jokes and even better kobe beef puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef
  • I just paid 300 dollars for a waiter to throw a steak across the restaurant into the bread basket on my table. Kobe beef apparently.
  • What is Shaq's Favorite Type of Meat? Kobe Beef
  • What do you call the guy who prepares cattle to become kobe beef? A mooseuse....
  • What do you call the meat from a cow that died in a helicopter c**...? Kobe beef.
Kobe joke, What do you call the meat from a cow that died in a helicopter c**...?

Kobe joke, What do you call the meat from a cow that died in a helicopter c**...?

Delightful Fun Kobe Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about kobe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blackmail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kobe pranks.

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and h**....

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

Why did Shaq cry at Kobe's f**...?

Because he finally saw Kobe pass.

81 olives joke

Rose walks into a lounge and and Bryant, who is waiting to order, calls out to him.
After they greet one another, the waiter arrives to take Bryant's drink order.
He'll have a v**... martini.
How many olives?
Bryant looks right at Rose before replying:
81, he orders.
Bryant stares at Rose, who stares right back.

Kobe joke, I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant.