Kobe Bryant Jokes

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  1. What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
  2. Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted.
  3. Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself of how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
  4. Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
  5. What do Kobe Bryant and Melania Trump have in common? They both made their fortunes playing with orange b**....

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Kobe Bryant One Liners

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  1. I have a joke on Kobe Bryant. But I'm afraid it's not gonna land very well
  2. Why did Lamar Odom give Kobe Bryant a dollar? Because Lamar Odom
  3. My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant.. .. he's not here either.
  4. Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one.
  5. Kobe Bryant orders a martini to Jalen Rose: Kobe: I'll take it with 81 olives please !
  6. How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
  7. Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar Nominee.
  8. Today in Los Angeles it's Kobe Bryant Day No passing allowed on the freeways
  9. I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef.
  10. I should wear a Kobe Bryant to my finals... I know I won't pass
  11. Who is the smallest basketball player? Kobe Bry-ANT
  12. A kid asks Kobe Bryant a question... Kid: Hey Kobe, how many states are there?
    Kobe: 49
  13. How long does Kobe Bryant wait to pick up the phone? 5 Rings
  14. Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker

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God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and h**....

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."
"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

81 olives joke

Rose walks into a lounge and and Bryant, who is waiting to order, calls out to him.
After they greet one another, the waiter arrives to take Bryant's drink order.
He'll have a v**... martini.
How many olives?
Bryant looks right at Rose before replying:
81, he orders.
Bryant stares at Rose, who stares right back.

Ari Shaffir jokes about Kobe Bryant

Well Kobe Bryant died 23 years too late today. He got away with r**... because all the Hollywood liberals who attack comedy enjoy rooting for the Lakers more than they dislike r**.... Big ups to the hero who forgot to gas up his chopper...

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