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Kobe Beef Jokes

8 kobe beef jokes and hilarious kobe beef puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kobe beef that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Kobe Beef Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good kobe beef joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you call the meat from a cow that died in a helicopter c**...?

Kobe beef.

What do you call a cow that's good at basketball?

Kobe Beef

I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant.

I now have Kobe Beef.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

I just paid 300 dollars for a waiter to throw a steak across the restaurant into the bread basket on my table.

Kobe beef apparently.

What is Shaq's Favorite Type of Meat?

Kobe Beef

What do you call the guy who prepares cattle to become kobe beef?

A mooseuse....

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