Koala Jokes
98 koala jokes and hilarious koala puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about koala that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These koala jokes are sure to make you hoppin' with laughter! Read on, and find out why koalas think iguanas are bad news, why you need koalifications to eat eucalyptus, and more!
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Funniest Koala Short Jokes
Short koala jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The koala humour may include short kangaroo jokes also.
- Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
- A koala walks into a barber shop A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, "Can eucalyptus?"
- I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
- Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don't meet the koalafications.
- i love koalas Why are Koala bears not considered bears?
They don't meet the koalalifications. - A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best?
The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea. - Why couldn't the koala bear get the job at the bank? Because he didn't have the koala-fications.
- Why did the koala lose his job? He wasn't koalafied enough.
- TIL that a koala is not technically considered a bear It doesn't meet the koala-fications.
- Did you hear about the animals protesting their zoo that didn't include any Australian animals? They were fighting for e-koala-ty.
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Koala One Liners
Which koala one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with koala? I can suggest the ones about panda and panda bear.
- Why aren't Koalas actual bears? They DO NOT meet Koalafications
- Why aren't koalas considered bears? They don't have the right koala-fications
- Why did the koala bear get hired? He was the most koalafied.
- Why aren't Koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koala-fications
- Why didn't the Koala get the job? He didn't have...
The Koala-fications. - What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws? "Eucalyptus!"
- Koalas aren't bears. Even though they're koalafied, they failed bearification.
- What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter? Apocalyptus
- Why aren't koalas classified as bears? Because they don't have the right koalafications.
- I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied.
- Why isn't a Koala a bear? Because it doesn't meet the KOALAfications.
- Why aren't koalas considered bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
- Koala joke Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
- Why isn't a koala considered a bear? Because it doesn't have a *koala*fication
- I heard koalas aren't technically bears... However, they meet all of the koalifications.
Koala Bear Jokes
Here is a list of funny koala bear jokes and even better koala bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you know that koalas aren't actually bears? They don't koalafy.
- Why aren't koala bears considered bears? I mean,they have all the koalafications
- The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications
- Why isn't a koala a real bear? It doesn't have proper koalafications
- Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they don't meet the koala-fications!
- Ever since I made a joke about koalas there's been a couple jokes popping up every once in awhile, but you know what I'm sorry. This sub has become a little un-bear-able
- Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!
- Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest? He was dis-koala-fied
- What do Cuban Koala bears eat? Yucalyptus
- Why aren't koalas considered bears? Because they don't have the KOALifications
Hilarious Koala Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about koala you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kanga jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make koala pranks.
A little lizard
A little lizard is walking through the jungle one day and spots a koala bear up in a tree.
"Hey, what are you doing?" asks the little lizard. Koala bear replies, "I'm getting high, come up and join me."
So the little lizard climbs the tree and shares a joint with the koala bear. Pretty soon the little lizard gets thirsty, he spots the river and says he's going to go get a drink. So the little lizard climbs down the tree, walks over to the river and as he is drinking he ends up falling in. An alligator saw this and rushes over to help the little lizard out of the water.
"What the heck are you doing?" asks the alligator.
"Well, I was getting high with the koala bear in the tree and then I got thirsty and then...."
"Whoa, wait a minute. You were getting high with a koala bear? I've got to see this." Says the alligator as he goes walking off into the jungle.
The alligator spots the koala bear in the tree and shouts up "Hey, what are you doing up there?"
The koala bear looks down and says "Shiiiiiiiiiiit, Dude, how much water did you drink?"
A koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking girl and heads upstairs with her.
While up there he eats her out like a madman doing things she's never even heard of.
After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.
The girl stops him and demands payment.
The bear doesn't understand. She has him look up p**... in the dictionary, a person who trades s**... for money. Still a little confused he asks what does it say about me.
Koala bear, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves.
What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?
Eucalyptus.
Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo.
He wanted to have a treesome.
A koala goes to a brothel
So a koala goes to a brothel and does the deed with the p**.... When they are finished, he gets up and starts to head out the door. The p**... stops him and says "Hey! The definition of p**... is we have s**... for money!" The koala looks at her and says, "Well the definition of koala is eats bushes and leaves."
What instrument did the koala play when he joined Mumford and Sons?
The Eucalele!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
I didn't want it to get lonely so I shot it.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? - It was tied to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? - It thought it was a game.
Why did the man cycling through the bush fall off his bike? - He was hit by three koalas.
How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
What do you call tea made by a s**... marsupial?
High koala tea
A man is taking a picture of a koala
This has some really great koalaty
Why did the Koala Bear get a job?
He was Koalified
Have you guys heard the joke about the koala?
So this Koala had applied for a job at his local supermarket but was very disappointed when he found out he didn't have the correct Koalifications.
I'm so sorry.
My sister got a koala
I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala.
Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?
Because of their Koala Tea
A Koala walks into a bar...
So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs
So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says "Hey, where's my money?" Appalled he says "What do you mean?" She replies by telling him to look up the definition of p**... in the dictionary. He does so and it reads 'One who does s**... acts for money.' He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads "small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves."
What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
Koala v**...
What's the best drink in the jungle?
Koala Tea
What do you call a koala that drives?
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
How did the koala get a manicure?
Eucalyptus nails!
My girlfriend calls me eucalyptus
Because she says I'm a koala tree boyfriend.
A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.
At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.
A koala applied for a job at my office
He had amazing koalifications.
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
What's a koalas favorite end of the world food?
Apocalyptus.
What's a marsupial's favorite city?
Koala Lampur
What do you call a Koala who doesn't meet the requirements?
Un-Koalified
A koala walks into a restaurant.
He says, "I'll have the minestrone."
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.
After a while the waitress says, "Wow, you must be hungry."
The koala answers, "No, I'm just a moresoupial."
As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials
it's a really koala tea time
A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...
"It's koala tea."
What kind of shirts do s**... Australian bears wear?
High Koala T-shirts.
What do you call Tea made with w**... and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
why did the Koala lose the race?
He was diskoalafied.
We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
We sped up alongside of him and yelled out "Hey, you clipped us."
What is a marsupials favourite drink ?
A Piña Koala
Little brown bear
There was once a little Brown bear who always wanted to be a koala bear. So he went to Australia and asked to join the koala bears union. They told he did'nt koala-ify.
The koala tree joke.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and wanted to join in.
Why did the bushman go to hospital?
Because he was hit by three koalas.
I just heard they voted sexiest koala
I hope the votes are coming from other koalas.
I feel they're the only ones that are Koala-fied
(but seriously sexiest koala is a thing)
What do you call a koala without chlamydia?
A v**....
Why did the first koala fall out the tree
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out the tree?
It got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out the tree?
Thought it was a race to the bottom
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Why did the kangaroo die?
Got hit by four koala's.
A koala is in a job interview
The interviewer asks the koala "what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?".
"I have all of the necessary koalifications".
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in!
