Koala Bear Jokes

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Funniest Koala Bear Short Jokes

Short koala bear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The koala bear humour may include short koala jokes also.

  1. I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
  2. Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don't meet the koalafications.
  3. i love koalas Why are Koala bears not considered bears?
    They don't meet the koalalifications.
  4. A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best?
    The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea.
  5. Why couldn't the koala bear get the job at the bank? Because he didn't have the koala-fications.
  6. TIL that a koala is not technically considered a bear It doesn't meet the koala-fications.
  7. Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they don't meet the koala-fications!
  8. Ever since I made a joke about koalas there's been a couple jokes popping up every once in awhile, but you know what I'm sorry. This sub has become a little un-bear-able
  9. Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!
  10. Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest? He was dis-koala-fied

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Koala Bear One Liners

Which koala bear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with koala bear? I can suggest the ones about panda bear and polar bear.

  1. Why aren't Koalas actual bears? They DO NOT meet Koalafications
  2. Why aren't koalas considered bears? They don't have the right koala-fications
  3. Why did the koala bear get hired? He was the most koalafied.
  4. Why aren't Koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koala-fications
  5. Koalas aren't bears. Even though they're koalafied, they failed bearification.
  6. Why aren't koalas classified as bears? Because they don't have the right koalafications.
  7. Why isn't a Koala a bear? Because it doesn't meet the KOALAfications.
  8. Why aren't koalas considered bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
  9. Koala joke Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
  10. Why isn't a koala considered a bear? Because it doesn't have a *koala*fication
  11. I heard koalas aren't technically bears... However, they meet all of the koalifications.
  12. Did you know that koalas aren't actually bears? They don't koalafy.
  13. Why aren't koala bears considered bears? I mean,they have all the koalafications
  14. The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications
  15. Why isn't a koala a real bear? It doesn't have proper koalafications

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What funny jokes about koala bear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grizzly bear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make koala bear pranks.

A koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking girl and heads upstairs with her.

While up there he eats her out like a madman doing things she's never even heard of.
After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.
The girl stops him and demands payment.
The bear doesn't understand. She has him look up p**... in the dictionary, a person who trades s**... for money. Still a little confused he asks what does it say about me.
Koala bear, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves.

A little lizard

A little lizard is walking through the jungle one day and spots a koala bear up in a tree.
"Hey, what are you doing?" asks the little lizard. Koala bear replies, "I'm getting high, come up and join me."
So the little lizard climbs the tree and shares a joint with the koala bear. Pretty soon the little lizard gets thirsty, he spots the river and says he's going to go get a drink. So the little lizard climbs down the tree, walks over to the river and as he is drinking he ends up falling in. An alligator saw this and rushes over to help the little lizard out of the water.
"What the heck are you doing?" asks the alligator.
"Well, I was getting high with the koala bear in the tree and then I got thirsty and then...."
"Whoa, wait a minute. You were getting high with a koala bear? I've got to see this." Says the alligator as he goes walking off into the jungle.
The alligator spots the koala bear in the tree and shouts up "Hey, what are you doing up there?"
The koala bear looks down and says "Shiiiiiiiiiiit, Dude, how much water did you drink?"

What do Cuban Koala bears eat?


What do you call Tea made with w**... and koala bears?

A High Koala Tea Beverage.

Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the KOALifications

Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.

Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!

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