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Knuckle Sandwich Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good knuckle sandwich joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the deal with airline food these days...

nothing but knuckle sandwiches.

Three older ladies are discussing the trials of getting older.

One says, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich. The second lady chimes in, Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. The third one responds, Well, I'm sure glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood. She raps her knuckles on the table, then says, That must be the door, I'll get it.

The 5 words that will keep any feminist from punching you:

"Make me a knuckle sandwich."

I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny

Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her.

The ends of a loaf of bread are called knuckles right?

Meaning you can actually have a knuckle sandwich for lunch!
Eat up!

What's Rob Porter's favorite sandwich to give out?

Knuckle

If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.

I Am Not Forgetful

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Three old ladies were sitting at the kitchen table........

.....discussing their problems with getting old. One said,
"Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady says: "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one says: " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have those problems. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said:
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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