Knuckles Jokes
37 knuckles jokes and hilarious knuckles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knuckles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Did you ever hear the one about the Sonic the Hedgehog character with the brass knuckles? Get ready to laugh with these jokes about Knuckles the Echidna! From his powered up punch to his alter ego Sparky, these jokes about his fingers and fists are sure to make you chuckle.
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Funniest Knuckles Short Jokes
Short knuckles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knuckles humour may include short nails jokes also.
- How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
- How did Rihanna know chris brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.
- How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
- Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles.
- How does Chris Brown's girlfriend know that he cheated? Different shade of lipstick on his knuckles.
- How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.
- Whoever figured out how to use your knuckles to remember the number of days in each month... ...had too much time on their hands...
- How did Rihanna know Chris Brown had cheated on her? She saw another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
- It's impossible for the knuckle of your ring finger and the knuckle of your index finger to touch while giving the bird Haha. I just made you flick yourself off.
- You won't go to prison for punching a tortilla... But you might get a wrap on the knuckles.
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Knuckles One Liners
Which knuckles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knuckles? I can suggest the ones about fingernails and fists.
- What's the deal with airline food these days... nothing but knuckle sandwiches.
- What do you call two rabbits in a fist fight? Hare knuckle boxing.
- I saw a shop called Lasting Impressions, they sell brass knuckles.
- Why did it take Knuckles seven days to escape the corn maze? He didn't know da wae.
- Hey man, congratulations on that aggressive knuckle cancer. (Fist bump)
- What is Ugandan Knuckles' favourite food? Do you know da milky way?
- Me: *cracks knuckles* Sonic: You monster!!!
- Your mama so ugly That Uganda Knuckles wanted to know the way..
- I named my GPS Knuckles
- Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
- Okay lets do this. *Cracks knuckles* Knuckles:* Moans *
- I've been trying to learn how to pop my knuckles... But I just can't crack it
- The 5 words that will keep any feminist from punching you: "Make me a knuckle sandwich."
- What's Rob Porter's favorite sandwich to give out? Knuckle
- Why did the baker have brown knuckles?
Brass Knuckles Jokes
Here is a list of funny brass knuckles jokes and even better brass knuckles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence.
Charming Humor Knuckles Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about knuckles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knockers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knuckles pranks.
Three older ladies are discussing the trials of getting older.
One says, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich. The second lady chimes in, Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. The third one responds, Well, I'm sure glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood. She raps her knuckles on the table, then says, That must be the door, I'll get it.
A Christian, Jew and Muslim get to heaven at the same time.
St Peter welcomes the Christian and says 'good choice Sir, in you come'. Next it's the Jew's turn, who says 'OK, we got it a bit wrong but hey we were close', St Peter says 'come on in you rascal you' and playfully knuckles his head on the way through the pearly gates. Before the Muslim could even open his mouth St Peter hushes him with his hand, turns round and shouts 'Jesus, your taxi's here!'.
Ever have one of those days where you're wiping away and the p**... is all wet and slimy so your finger breaks through the toilet roll and your finger just slips inside, like two knuckles deep? I just had a day like that.
Anyway, I'm not allowed to volunteer at *that* child care centre anymore.
Thought of a joke when I tried on a new shirt
I picked up a new shirt today. When I got home and went to try it on, I hadn't unbuttoned the cuffs when I stuck my arm in. The moment it wouldn't fit past my knuckles, I realized I should have done that beforehand.
