Knowit Jokes

What are some Knowit jokes?

Where does the know-it-all get his water?

From a well, actually.

Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...

Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.

Why did hitler commit suicide?

He saw the gas bill


Yea, yea I know....it was almost funny in 1945....I'll see myself out.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

I don't watch the Croatian Football games..

I don't know..it just feels very itchy.

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