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- Wife has chest pains and is examined at ER Doc comes out and says to husband,
"She has acute angina"
Husband says, "I know.....I know..but what is wrong with her?" - I got a new job! The first day of work my boss asked me what position in the company I thought I would hold in a year. I told him, " I don't know...I don't have 2020 vision".
- I was in a job interview and the interviewer said... "what do you see yourself doing in a couple of years?"
"I dont know...I don't have 2020 vision."
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Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness
It's my achilles horse
Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.
Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here
Where does the know-it-all get his water?
From a well, actually.
You know...if everyone on this world was fat
We would all be closer together
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ...
You know?If I learned anything...
I can say, 'maturity is a lot like my childhood memories of my school time bullies. They were right'.
Not knowing that it's called "baby corn" isn't a big deal...
...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said "oooh, I LOVE child corn" in a crowded restaurant.
Why did the all knowing being confuse himself?
Because he was trying to understand something he already knew.
What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?
A pedantry.
Knowing quantum mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
OC, what do you think?
Knowing she has allergies and skin problems, he makes a sandwich for his sister
"So rye ah, sis"
If I have knowingly or unknowingly hurt anyone of you
then I am not sorry.
An officer, a gentleman and a penguin.
One day a man is walking down a London street when he comes across a penguin. Not sure what to do, he picks up the penguin and continues his journey. A police patrol spots the man,
"What are you doing with that penguin!?" the officer asks
"I don't know...I just found it standing in the middle of the road..." replies the man, still confused by the ordeal.
"Then take it to the zoo!" the officer exclaims
The next day the same officer spots the same man walking around with the same penguin!
"Oi, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
"I did" replied the man, "we thoroughly enjoyed it, now we're off to the movies!"
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Knowing the difference...
An old couple, let's call them Joe and Mary, married for about 25 years, were sitting in their living room at the table eating a nice lunch. Everything is nice and calm.
Then suddenly, Mary stands up and smacks Joe across the face. Mary then sits as if nothing happened. Joe is stunned and responds, "Jesus Mary! What was that for?"
"That's for 25 years of bad s**...!!" Mary responds. They know the neighborhood could probably hear them, so they return to their lunch. After some quite, Joe stands up and slaps Mary across her face and sits back down.
Mary, stunned, demands, "Jesus Joseph, What was that for?"
Joe responds, "That's for knowing the difference!"
