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  1. 2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said "*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"
    The second one said"*I don't know,I cant see.*"
  2. Wife has chest pains and is examined at ER Doc comes out and says to husband,
    "She has acute angina"
    Husband says, "I know.....I know..but what is wrong with her?"
  3. I got a new job! The first day of work my boss asked me what position in the company I thought I would hold in a year. I told him, " I don't know...I don't have 2020 vision".
  4. I was in a job interview and the interviewer said... "what do you see yourself doing in a couple of years?"
    "I dont know...I don't have 2020 vision."

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Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness

It's my achilles horse

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.

Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here

Where does the know-it-all get his water?

From a well, actually.

A polar bear walks into a bar

Bartender: What'll you have?
polar bear: I'll have a gin and...................tonic.
Bartender: OK but why the big pause?
Polar bear looks down and says: I don't know...i was born with them.

You know...if everyone on this world was fat

We would all be closer together

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ...

Knowing how to pick locks

Really opened a lot of doors for me.

Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...

Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.

You know?If I learned anything...

I can say, 'maturity is a lot like my childhood memories of my school time bullies. They were right'.

Not knowing that it's called "baby corn" isn't a big deal...

...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said "oooh, I LOVE child corn" in a crowded restaurant.

Why did the all knowing being confuse himself?

Because he was trying to understand something he already knew.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Knowing quantum mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.

OC, what do you think?

Knowi joke, I was in a job interview and the interviewer said...