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92 know jokes and hilarious know puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about know that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Know Short Jokes

Short know jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The know humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
  2. North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
  3. What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
  4. As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
  5. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
  6. My girlfriend just emailed me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
    Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?
  7. My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well.
  8. Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
  9. When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word... ...I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any french.
  10. What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

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Know One Liners

Which know one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with know? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Obviously not
  2. Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
    -
  3. People say smoking will give you diseases. What they don't know is that it cures salmon.
  4. Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.
  5. Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I'm not joking, but he is
  6. We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the… Minneapolis
  7. I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
  8. Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
  9. My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma I replied "piece of cake"
  10. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today I'll let you know.
  11. Yesterday I froze myself to -273.15° And you know what?
    I was 0K :)
  12. I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
  13. Making love to a woman is like playing a violin… I don't know how to do it…
  14. You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 Pirates
  15. I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.

Know Any Good Jokes

Here is a list of funny know any good jokes and even better know any good puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes. Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
  • What do you call a belt made out of lobsters? A waist of good seafood
    I know it's bad but I heard it in a dream and had to share
  • My daughter just got me good… I said, Did you know you can always see your own nose and your brain just ignores it? She said yeah because it NOSE it's there
  • I wrote a poem. I dig.
    You dig.
    She digs.
    He digs.
    They dig.
    We dig.
    Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep.
  • Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
  • My girlfriend dumped me for an indian At least I know he's going to treat her good, I heard they worship cows
  • Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult.
  • Police Officer - "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a bus". Man - "Well, I know. But she's a really good cook and she's great with the kids".
  • I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president. But at least there won't be a world war 3.
  • A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name.
    Then login and read all their emails.

If You Know What I Mean Jokes

Here is a list of funny if you know what i mean jokes and even better if you know what i mean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
  • The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
  • Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday
  • My friend is really optimistic and is always telling me : "Cheer up, you could be in a deep hole filled with water..." I know he means well...
  • Did you know Vegetarian is a Native American word? It means Lousy Hunter
    I am Native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I'd share.
  • My friend always tells me "cheer up, at least you aren't stuck in a deep hole full of water" I know he means well...
  • My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative' Anybody know what 'ternative' means?
  • My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative" Anybody know what "ternative" means?
  • My friend keeps saying, "cheer up, man. You could be in an underground hole full of water." I know he means well.
  • I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

You Know You Are A Blonde If Jokes

Here is a list of funny you know you are a blonde if jokes and even better you know you are a blonde if puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Joke of the day about blondes. Two blondes fell down a hole.
    One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
    The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
  • Two blondes fall down a well One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
  • A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
    The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
  • Why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She didn't know where the 11 was.
  • Do you know how the blonde broke her arms? She fell out of the tree while she was raking leaves
  • 2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said "*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"
    The second one said"*I don't know,I cant see.*"
  • Blonde: "Do you have any children?" Me: "Yes, I have one, thats just under 2."
    Blonde: " I may be blonde, but I do know how many 1 is."
  • What did the blonde do with the boiling water? Froze it - you never know when you're going to need boiling water.
  • Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!
  • "Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another. "Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"

Know Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny know knock jokes and even better know knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A police man knocked on my door the other morning and said 'it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck' I said 'I know'
  • "Knock Knock". "Who's there?". "Little old lady". "Little old lady who?" Ah, I didn't know you could yodel.
  • A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door the other day... I said "Come in. Sit down. What would you like to talk about?"
    He said "I don't know. I've never gotten this far before."
  • Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke Me: OK...
    Dad: you have to start...
    Me: OK, Knock knock
    Dad: Who's there.....
    Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!
  • How do you know when an accordion player is at your door? You can’t find the key and the knocking speeds up.
  • My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:00am I know 2:00am!? Good thing I was still up playing my drums
  • My son made up this joke. Knock knock -Who's there?
    -Alexa
    -Alexa who?
    -Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.
  • What are the most popular jokes during the pandemic? Inside jokes.
    You know what the least popular are?
    Knock Knock jokes.
  • A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I don't know what they're filling the pool with, because he abruptly left when I offered him a glass of water
  • Do u know y i knock on my fridge before opening Because there might be a salad dressing inside

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about know can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of know puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Know Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about know you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make know prank.

Knowing the difference...

An old couple, let's call them Joe and Mary, married for about 25 years, were sitting in their living room at the table eating a nice lunch. Everything is nice and calm.
Then suddenly, Mary stands up and smacks Joe across the face. Mary then sits as if nothing happened. Joe is stunned and responds, "Jesus Mary! What was that for?"
"That's for 25 years of bad s**...!!" Mary responds. They know the neighborhood could probably hear them, so they return to their lunch. After some quite, Joe stands up and slaps Mary across her face and sits back down.
Mary, stunned, demands, "Jesus Joseph, What was that for?"
Joe responds, "That's for knowing the difference!"

If Knowledge is power..

Why cant I strike some one down with lightening after reading a book?

Knowledge is like underwear,you should have it ..but it's not necessary to showoff

Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...

Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.

Not knowing that it's called "baby corn" isn't a big deal...

...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said "oooh, I LOVE child corn" in a crowded restaurant.

"Knowledge is a weapon" said Terry Goodkind

which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Knowledge is liberal

We are synonymous.
We are battalion.
We do not pardon.
We do not fail to recall.
Anticipate us.

Knowledge is knowing Napoleon..

... was about the average height for his time.
Wisdom is not putting Napoleon in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is Power

They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking.

Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine.

Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ...

Knowledge is power.

* Knowledge is power
* Time is money
* Power = work/time
So
* Time = work/power
Which implies
* Money = work/knowledge.
So for a fixed amount of work, the more you know the less money you get.

Where does the know-it-all get his water?

From a well, actually.

A knowledgable quote is one that gives. A narcissistic quote is one that steals.

-Me, 2017

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting tomato in a fruit salad.

Why did the all knowing being confuse himself?

Because he was trying to understand something he already knew.

To my knowledge this is original...

Where do construction workers go to drink?
The Rebar

If I have knowingly or unknowingly hurt anyone of you

then I am not sorry.

Knowledge

I swallowed a dictionary....it gave me thesaurus t**... I've ever had. -credit goes to my 80 yo grandmother

You know...if everyone on this world was fat

We would all be closer together

Knowing quantum mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.

OC, what do you think?

when she says I'LL LET YOU KNOW,forget it bro she ain't coming

My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it.

You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster

SparkNotes is knowing that Frankenstein *is* the monster.

Knowing she has allergies and skin problems, he makes a sandwich for his sister

"So rye ah, sis"

Knowledge is power

That's why women are weak

Knowledge is knowing than a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing you shouldn't put it a fruit salad.....

humor is doing it anyway.

You know?If I learned anything...

I can say, 'maturity is a lot like my childhood memories of my school time bullies. They were right'.

Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness

It's my Achilles horse

How does knowledge get spread around an Army base?

It goes from being Private Information to General Information

Knowledge is like underwear, you need to have it but you don't need to show it

but people always want to be the superman

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.

Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here

Knowing how to pick locks

Really opened a lot of doors for me.

Knowledge is knowing that pineapples are not a type of apple

Wisdom is knowing not to put them on pizza.

DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France?

They're cooked in Greece *rim shot*

Worried boy goes to doctor

A teenager worried about having three testicles goes to a urologist. The urologist assures him that it's nothing to worry about.
Relieved from tension, the boy goes to a stranger and says, "Did you know that there are 5 testicles among the two of us."
The stranger says, "I'm very sorry that you have only one".

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