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  1. What do you call a belt made out of lobsters? A waist of good seafood
    I know it's bad but I heard it in a dream and had to share
  2. My daughter just got me good… I said, Did you know you can always see your own nose and your brain just ignores it? She said yeah because it nose it's there
  3. Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
  4. Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult.
  5. A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie, and mom's maiden name.
    Then login and read all their emails.
  6. the recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is. Totally unrelated topic - anybody know a good dentist?
  7. Donald Trump has done so much good for American education. Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."
  8. Did you know woman turn into good drivers. So be careful while they turn, because they might hit you.
  9. Did you know that bats aren't actually blind? That's why they are so good at hitting baseballs
  10. I own a three legged dog. It had four legs when I got it, but I wanted people to know that I'm a good person.

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  1. I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
  2. My dad was a good man, he raised five boys.... Without the rest of us knowing
  3. Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down.
  4. Finland has just joined NATO. It's good to know their application is Finnish.
  5. Why are artists so good at self control? Because they always know where to draw the line.
  6. Lawyer A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge!
  7. I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet. I hate you, I don't know why.
  8. Know who's really good at seizing the day? Epileptics.
  9. How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent? You've never heard of him.
  10. Sarcasm is like a good game of chess Most people don't know how to play chess.
  11. I know they say 2020 vision is good... But I haven't been able to see anyone
  12. You know what is good with 8 ? It's straight up infinity.
  13. How does a promiscuous endocrinologist know when he's doing a good job? His hormones
  14. Why are German cars so good? Because they know how bad the trains are.
  15. I used to know a bomb disposal expert He wasn't very good

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What funny jokes about know any good you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pictures of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make know any good pranks.

does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of words that have...

...a duel meaning.

Going to be Emceeing my sister's sweet 16 birthday tonight. Do you guys know any good jokes?

Just some clean jokes because there will be family there also and about 150 people in total and I cant find any amazing ones online.
Thanks

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In s**... education, the teacher asked: "does anyone have any questions about the female human body?"

I said: "yes miss, do you know any good places to hide one?"

Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes?

Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...

Does anyone know any good gags?

Said Kim's robber.

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Does anyone know any good r**... jokes?

Jimmy Carr, "What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? / Gang r**....")

Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes?

I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?

Anyone know any good anti jokes?

Anti jokes are basically jokes that are so serious and deliberately not funny to the point where they are funny. Yeah its hard to explain. But I was looking for some good ones that aren't already on the anti joke website so share them if you know any.

Anyone know any good jokes about a mad scientist?

I work at a art studio and a group of scientist booked one of our adult classes & i thought it would be fun to start the class with a science related joke. So give me your best best shot

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Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes

As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?

What jokes do you tell when someone asks a group of people "so does anyone know any good jokes?"

Not making a joke, just would like to expand my repertoire for the next time I'm in this situation.

You guys know any good dating apps for a luberjack?

Timber
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Vacation in Britain gone wrong

An american man was vacationing around Britain, visiting all the larger cities.
One night he found himself in a bar in Cardiff, having a few drinks and planning out how to spend the next couple of days of his vacation. But he had forgotten his guidebook. So he looked around to see if anyone could help him out.
There weren't many people in the bar. But there were two rather heavy women sitting at a table chatting. So he walked up to them, and asked if they had any tips.
"Excuse me, do either of you ladies know any good tourist spots here in England?"
The two women looked annoyed at the man, and one of them responded, "It's Wales you idiot!"
"I'm sorry, do either of you whales know any good tourist spots in England?"
..And he spent the rest of his vacation at a Hospital.

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