Knot Jokes

Funniest Knot Short Jokes

Short knot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knot humour may include short kite jokes also.

1. How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
2. Pretzels Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
   One was a salted
   The other was knot
   *
3. I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist.
4. My daughter made this one up Why is my hair cost money? Because I just brushed it so it's knot free!!
5. A beekeeper said he wanted to train his hives to work with stitching and rope. I asked him if he really thought that would work, and he nodded and said May bee sew, may bee knot
6. Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
7. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
8. A string walks into a bar looking really tired and dirty, disheveled and twisted and the bartender says: "Hey buddy, are you okay?" To which the string replies: "I'm a frayed knot!"
9. One man asked another, "Do you often work with rope?" The second man replied, "I confess, I do knot."
10. What did the depressed teen say to the other depressed teen? Can you knot?

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Knot One Liners

Which knot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knot? I can suggest the ones about noose and tie noose.

1. There are only two outcomes in a knot-tying competition. Win or loose.
2. TIL: rope can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot.
3. What do you call a tangled rope in space? Astro-knot.
4. Why did the couple get married in Bangkok? Because they wanted to Thai the knot.
5. The String Theory might be the answer to everything... ..but then again, it might knot.
6. At first, I forgot how to tie my shoe Then I did knot.
7. What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl
8. It's hard to believe, but pretzels are knot bread.
9. What knot do you use to hang a man at an angle? A hypotenoose
10. Did you hear about the new toll for tying shoes? It's knot fare
11. I gave an annoying boy scout two ropes and asked him "Can you knot?"
12. If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply.
13. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
14. Earbuds. You can use them for music, but they'd rather knot.
15. Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot

Knot Tying Jokes

Here is a list of funny knot tying jokes and even better knot tying puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Can anybody else here tie pieces of string with their mind? Thought knot...
• What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot?
  *yessss my first original joke*
• You need to be able do your shoelaces before you get married. Otherwise you might struggle to tie the knot.
• Should you tie or stitch your loose ends? Maybe sew maybe knot!
• I was trying to make a pun about knots... ...But I couldn't tie it together
• Did you hear about the knotting championship match? They tied.
• Turns out I can only tie my shoelaces in one direction. That is knot right
• Built a robot to tie rope together... But it does knot work.
• How do you tie space shoes? With astro-knots.
• How does Cthulhu wear a tie? With an Eldritch knot.

Tying Knot Jokes

Here is a list of funny tying knot jokes and even better tying knot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My scout friend recently passed away. He died doing what he loved Tying knots
• A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots.
  The girl says "Can I join you?"
  They reply "Can you knot?"
• My friend: I am the best at tying strings together. Me: Know your knot!
• After 5 years with my girlfriend, I decided it was time to tie the knot. Hopefully the gag stays on too and I can finally get some peace.
• I want to tie a rope into the shape of the letter Y. Why you ask?
  Y knot.
• A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot.
• Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot.
• My friend tied the knot and has been married for 25 years now. Now he just wants the stool kicked out from under him.
• My friend asked me if I could tie a rope... I awnser him "No, i can knot"
• Confucius say: Man who tie knot... Soon looking for scissors.

Frayed Knot Jokes

Here is a list of funny frayed knot jokes and even better frayed knot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A rope gets in an accident where it was split in half... The rope's friend, worried, asks if he is okay. The rope responds, "I'm a frayed knot"
• What did the rope say when it was asked if it was new? Sorry, I'm a frayed knot.
• Can you tie a knot? I'm a-frayed knot
• Is there knotting you're afraid of? Rope: I'm a frayed knot
• Was 6 afraid of 7? I'm a frayed knot!

Rope Knot Jokes

Here is a list of funny rope knot jokes and even better rope knot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs... I'd choose the latter.
• What did the shoelace say to the annoying rope? Can you knot?
• Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot.
• What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? "Let's knot."
• Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." I say, "When you reach the end of a toilet paper roll, open your wallet, and pull out a receipt."
• What did the guilty rope say I did knot!
• Meteorology class was cancelled due to snow today, so I stayed home to practice tying a rope. I promised myself even if I can't go to school, I will learn weather or knot.
• I really hate untangling ropes, cables and the likes I'm knot really good with them
• Why did je rope want to be set free? Because why knot.
• This rope looks a bit loose KNOT!!!

Hilarious Knot Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about knot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knot pranks.