Knockout Jokes
21 knockout jokes and hilarious knockout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knockout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get in the ring with a few of our knockout jokes! Ever wonder what happens when a boxer and a caricature team up against villains? See how knockout puns can be used to put the bad guys down for the count. Laugh along to some of the best knock jokes we've heard!
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Funniest Knockout Short Jokes
Short knockout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knockout humour may include short knock out jokes also.
- Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight? Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away
- Germany is not advancing to the knockout stage at the World Cup It's not the first time Germany couldn't get something done in Russia.
- Breaking news! The England team makes the knockout stages! Together, the Three Lions, Howard Webb and his 2 assistants, have made the knockout stages! Go England!
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Knockout One Liners
Which knockout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knockout? I can suggest the ones about knock kick and know knock.
- I've just started dating an anaesthesiologist She's a real knockout
- My wife has a knockout figure. If she walks into you.
- Mike Tyson was one of the best in his career. Yet Bill Cosby still had more knockouts.
- I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout
- What do you call an Englishman in a knockout game? An official
- what makes a good pun? An amazing PUN-chline.
it has to be a real knockout - Unemployed people always want to fight Go punch a clock and knockout 8 hours.
- Have you seen Ray Rice's girl? She's a real knockout.
- Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Knockout Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about knockout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knock lock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knockout pranks.
So, apparently Rand Paul was s**... punched...
So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was s**... punched, but neither man was badly hurt.
Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist to see about his strange dreaming...
"doctor I'm dreaming everynight about a soccer tournament for ants. It's on everynight. They went though a group stage, a knockout phase and its the only thing I'm dreaming about the last week, it's driving me nuts."
so the doctor says: "well, that's easy, just take this medicine before going to bed tonight and the dreams will be gone".
to which the guy replies: "no no no doctor, not tonight because it's the FINALS".
