Knockknock Jokes
20 knockknock jokes and hilarious knockknock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about knockknock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Knockknock Short Jokes
Short knockknock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knockknock humour may include short quantum jokes also.
- Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about 'Murica? ~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.
- Knock-knock joke that is terrible Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
It's Just a Joke no need to cry - Knock Knock Knock-knock!
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You promised you'd never forget. - Knock-knock! *Who's there?*
Baby Jalapeño!
*Baby Jalapeño who?*
Open the door, already! It's a little chili out here! - Knock...Knock ... "Who's there?" ... "Putin" ... "Putin who? Putin Trump in the White House.
- Knock Knock! Come in!
Hey..! It's unlocked... Just come in.
(this is the best way to steal a knock-knock joke) - Almost a Knock-Knock joke In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.
- Knock-knock! Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
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Knockknock One Liners
Which knockknock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knockknock? I can suggest the ones about punch and bang.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
- A Jehovah's Witness tried to tell me a knock-knock joke once... But I ignored him.
- knock-knock knock-knock
who is there
ach
ach who
bless you - Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry.
Thankyou, Knockknock - How does the head of a university start a knock-knock joke? Dean-d**...!
Hilarious Fun Knockknock Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about knockknock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gopher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knockknock pranks.
For my cake day, a Harry Potter joke I made up when I was a kid...
*Knock-knock*
~ Who's there?
~ You know
~ you know who?
*avada kedavra!*
Sorry if everyone knows that one, 7 year old me thought I was being very clever.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle available to ring? Instead of going through this knock-knock b**... every time
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the dumb persons house.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To visit the cool persons house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
Still the chicken
An addendum to the Interrupting Cow knock-knock joke. I believe this is the appropriate way to tell it.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Impatient Cow."
"Impatient Cow W--"
"MOO!"
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part two:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"*Patient Cow...*"
"Patient Cow *who?*"
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