Knockknock Jokes

• Short Knockknock Jokes
• Knockknock One Liners
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Funniest Knockknock Short Jokes

Short knockknock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The knockknock humour may include short quantum jokes also.

1. Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about 'Murica? ~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.
2. Where do jokes come from? Well, when a dad joke and a yo mama joke love each other, they do a knock-knock joke…
3. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? ## Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
   He won the no-bell prize.
4. Knock-knock joke that is terrible Knock Knock
   Who's there?
   Boo
   Boo Who?
   It's Just a Joke no need to cry
5. Knock Knock Knock-knock!
   Who's there?
   9/11.
   9/11 who?
   You promised you'd never forget.
6. Knock-knock! *Who's there?*
   Baby Jalapeño!
   *Baby Jalapeño who?*
   Open the door, already! It's a little chili out here!
7. Knock...Knock ... "Who's there?" ... "Putin" ... "Putin who? Putin Trump in the White House.
8. Knock Knock! Come in!
   Hey..! It's unlocked... Just come in.
   (this is the best way to steal a knock-knock joke)
9. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
   Happy independence day my fellow Americans!
10. Almost a Knock-Knock joke In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.

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Knockknock One Liners

Which knockknock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with knockknock? I can suggest the ones about punch and bang.

1. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
2. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
3. What did the person who invented knock-knock jokes win? A no-bell prize!
4. Whoever invented the knock-knock joke Got the "no bell" prize
5. How come there aren't any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
6. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings
7. A Jehovah's Witness tried to tell me a knock-knock joke once... But I ignored him.
8. knock-knock knock-knock
   who is there
   ach
   ach who
   bless you
9. Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry.
   Thankyou, Knockknock
10. How does the head of a university start a knock-knock joke? Dean-d**...!

Hilarious Fun Knockknock Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about knockknock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gopher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make knockknock pranks.